"I've always had this weird daydream..." Krystal grinned sheepishly, "...of Tiger Lily—that's Meadow's pussy—being a human girl that I could kiss, embrace or... or fuck."
"Umm... what?!" was all Meadow could say.
Krystal sighed. "Yeah, I know. Fucking stupid, really. It's just... I... Ugh, fuck. It's a shitty fantasy, I get it."
"Not at all!" Circe interjected. "You have a creative soul, Krystal Brock. Very imaginative."
Meadow shrugged. "I still don't get it."
Krystal looked at her pleadingly. "It all began when I had that threesome with you and Becky. I figured it would just be a normal friends-with-benefits fuck, none of the mushy shit. And that's exactly what it was... mostly."
Meadow raised an eyebrow. "What does that mean?"
Krystal groaned, exasperated with herself. "You and I, we're just friends, but... I fucking fell in love with Tiger Lily! With your CUNT, Meadow! YOUR FUCKING CUNT!!! Your pussy! Your clam! Your motherfucking vagina!! The whole time I was kissing your pussy, I was wishing that those thick, luscious, velvety lips could kiss me back! That Tiger Lily had hands to stroke me with! That SHE had a pussy I could ram my strap-on into! I want Tiger Lily to be my girlfriend, Meadow, maybe even my fucking wife someday. I know that makes me a fucked up weirdo piece of shit, but I can't stop wanting it. I've tried. I just won't be truly happy until I can fucking take Tiger Lily in my arms and whisper that I love her in her ear. The fuck is wrong with me? I'm talking like a fucking FREAK!!" She buried her face in her tattooed hands.
Meadow reassuringly stroked her friend's cheek. "It isn't stupid, Krys. You aren't fucked up, you aren't a weirdo, you aren't a freak, and you're CERTAINLY not a piece of shit. After all the tough times you've seen me through you call yourself all those horrible things? You DESERVE to be happy! And... and I want to help. I don't know what life'll be like without a pussy, but we're gonna turn Tiger Lily into a girl or die trying!"
Circe giggled. "Oh, I doubt it'll come to that. Wait here." Circe vanished into the rows of shelves and rummaged for a good ten minutes. She finally returned with a...