They arrived at the pro-shop 2.15 only to find Alex, the huge (from Henry’s perspective) golf pro looking waiting for them. Hi there Alicia, I saw your name in the bookings. Good to see you back"
" Hi Alex. Meet my little sister Rachel, I should explain Rachel damaged her voice-box in an accident and is mute"
"Hello there Rachel. Welcome to our course. No husband today Alicia?"
"No just me and little sis"
"I guess you ladies after after clubs and carts once more?"
"Yes please"
"I remember your size Alicia, would you like me to measure you for clubs Rachel?"
Henry shook his head and pointed at a standard set. Alicia spoke on 'Rachel's' behalf. "Rachel has played a fair bit of golf before she knows what she is doing"
"If I remember right I owe you a free lesson. I'll extend that to your sister as well. I have time at the moment. I can get the kid to mind the shop. How about it? Would you like to improve your shot making?"
"Of course but we a meant to tee off at 2.30 so ..."
"No problems putting you tee off back. Let's do it right now. Let's go down to the practice green"
So the ‘Girls’ were given a half hour free lesson from Alex. Henry had to watch Alex once more virtually hug his wife as he adjusted her stroke. Then to make matters worse he had to silently accept the same treatment as ‘Rachel’ was given the basics of the golf swing. Alex pointed out to Henry aka Rachel that she had developed a few bad habits. Somehow with one hand resting on Henry’s bum Alex still managed to brush against Henry’s breasts as he adjusted Henry’s stance and swing. Henry hoped that was Alex’s wallet in his pocket.
Henry then had to endure the same treatment once more as Alex taught, first Alicia than himself the fundamentals of putting. The only good side was that Henry did pick up a few handy tips.
Lastly Henry had to once more stay silent as Alex asked Alicia where her husband was. She replied “He has had to head off on business for a few days, that’s why Rachel is staying with me” Alex’s eyes lit up. Alex departed saying “Perhaps I might see you two around”
Alicia got her wish to see Henry hit off from the ladies tee. Henry thought he had no choice as Alex was still watching them from outside the clubhouse. At least he got some satisfaction. His drive went straight down the middle of the fairway and 10 yards further than Alicia’s.
In fact despite the breasts which got in Henry’s way and wobbled so much every time he swung, and the fact that his skirt restricted his movement, Henry shot his lowest score of the trip. Perhaps wearing a skirt actually helped as it forced him not to adopt too wide a stance. Hitting off from the ladies tee also no doubt helped immensely, but Henry had to begrudgingly admit, the advice that Alex had given him also probably had something to do with it. His slice had completely disappeared.
Whatever the reason, Henry won the round by half a dozen strokes and some of his ego was restored. This was despite the fact that Alicia still out drove him on 7 of the 9 holes. Feeling triumphant , he gladly accepted her offer of a shout at the bar. Not the pool bar but another bar come restaurant that overlooked the golf course.