"...Max?"
The brunette didn't really look up from her phone, being far too busy in writing out a long-winded text to one of her friends about something inconsequential. "Yeah?"
"Is that.... is that a bank robbery?"
"Huh?" She snapped her head up, first looking across the table at her sister, then over their balcony and across the street, over to where Alice had indicated. Sure enough, that was a bank that seemed to have a whole lot of armed guys in suits and masks running out of it, carrying bags of cash. "Is this... that's gotta be for a movie or something, right?"
Alice shrugged. "I don't see any cameras."
"We should call the police, right?"
"I mean somebody probably did alread-"
She was cut off as something came screeching in out of the sky, careening into the ground and making a whole-ass crater right in front of the van that the robbers were piling into, sending dust and debris flying up high enough to reach even their tenth-story apartment. Alice, being the more timid of the pair, yelped and stepped back; Max just stared on in bizarre fascination as the thing that had made this crater started to move. Hard to pick out details from up here, but she was blonde, wearing a hot pink leather outfit that didn't really do much to cover up skin, had a golden cape, and...
"Jesus Christ her tits are gigantic."
Alice furrowed her brow as she came back to the balcony, worriedly leaning over. "Does everything have to be about tits with you?"
"Look at them though!" She gestured down to the woman now shouting at the robbers. "They're fucking huge! And she's not exactly hiding them!"
"That woman just stood up after falling out of the sky, and your attention is immediately going to her boobs?"
"Because you fucking brought it up!" With some of the weird shit that had been on the news recently, it wasn't even that bizarre to see somebody just falling out of the sky like that... but it was still definitely unusual. "What is she, though? She kinda looks like a..." Her hand rolled in circles, trying to find the right words, and eventually stumbling into something that felt right. "Sorta like Athena as drawn by some weird fucker on the internet."
"Like you?"
Max sighed. "Look, the niche fetish stuff pays the bills, okay? Artists don't get to be picky about their commissions."
"I guess so..." She trailed off as the woman far below seemed to be shouting, though it was too far away for them to hear. A little gasp left Alice's mouth as the blonde actually began to float; the sight of this drove the robbers to open fire, only for their bullets to bounce harmlessly off her skin, doing nothing more than making a certain part of her anatomy jiggle wildly. Which in turn drew more fire towards her chest. And more. And more... and more...
"Are they... are they shooting her just to get the jiggle going?"
"I mean, they really do have it going."
"No kidding." Max whistled. "Shit. I guess we have superheroes now."
Alice raised a finger, but didn't say anything. She couldn't really, not after all the news about succubi and bimbos - actually. "You think she's one of those escaped sex freak people, who got that one freaky virus?"
"Pretty sure the virus wasn't making people flying and bulletproof, but who knows?" Just as Max posed the rhetorical question, the blonde pulled out something that they definitely hadn't seen reported on in the stories about that bimbofied party. The woman's hands and eyes lit up with pink electricity, and with a clap of thunder she hurled bolts of that energy at the various robbers, quickly striking down each of the half-dozen men and sending them sprawling to the ground. They were of course convulsing - but what happened next was the truly bizarre part.
Each of them began to... change, right before Max and Alice's eyes. They could only watch in fascination as the would-be thieves began to slim down, only to then explode out, their chests, thighs, and rear ends blowing out like balloons. The masks were ripped away as they gained manes of long, blonde hair much like what the heroine had. Instead of going for weapons or getting back up, they were touching themselves and each other, groping over their increasingly feminine bodies and enormous endowments... and Max was pretty sure that all of them were moaning.
The mysterious flying woman wasted no time in demonstrating that she had super-strength as well, as she quickly grabbed up the newly-created bimbos, letting them all get firm grasps of her before she began to float upwards. In fact, she was ascending right towards where Alice and Max were standing awestruck, the moans of her new bimbo companions getting louder and louder until she reached eye level with the two sisters. Up close, she was the most overtly sexual being that either woman had ever laid eyes on, and the little harems he had keeping hold of her wasn't far behind. "Like, no need to worry now!" she proudly stated, "Superbimbo has toooootally saved the day."
Alice and Max replied simeltaneously, practically speaking in stereo, with what seemed like a perfectly reasonable reaction. "What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?"