Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your rear. Suddenly you realize that you aren't finished. Look run your hands behind you and find a lump on your rear. As you touch it it pushes out of your rear and soon you are holding a long donkey tail in your hands. A heavy kick in your tummy reminds you of your other problem.
Your mind races. You can to this stupid island and smoked a cigar and now you are a pregnant woman with a donkey tail.
"Now what?" You cry out mournfully as your mind races. "I have to get off this island!"