Sydney Cross. She use to be your girlfriend up until she became way too much for you to handle. She she was good looking and she wasn't a cruel person. She was just so petty and would always try to one-up everyone, habitually. Even if she wasn't even relevant to the story, she had to insert herself somehow, or get her two cents in at minimum. Often while being condescending to others or while boasting about herself. It was honestly super embarrassing to go out with her, thus why you asked to have sone space for a while from her.
Her one "saving grace" was that she would defend you to the end of time if you were on her good side, which luckily you still are. She also knew her habit often caused issues, and even started seeing someone about it a few weeks ago. She said that she would even go the extra mile if necessary, if it would help her out. So while your relationship is still currently suspended until further notice, you still remained close friends due to this. Also due to you being appartment neighbors and it being a much bigger hassle than it is worth to divide up your apartments again. A good amount of your stuff had migrated into her appartment and vice versa.
"Hmm, hello Sydney. You are looking... colorful." You say, suppressing the urge to laugh. Sydney rolls her eyes, which due to their new shape, looks even weirder and very offputting. "Oh god, please do not roll your eyes!"
"Oh hush Keith, your slimy frog booty isn't doing me any favors here either."
"Its Keira for the time being. But seriously, what the hell merged with you?"
"Chameleon. Thus why my eyes are like this, and why I am all discolored. Plus look at my hands and feet. How the hell am I supposed to do things with what basically are now clamps?"
"Could be worse" you say while holding up your new hand. Other than for swimming, there was very little use you had for it's new shape."By the way how many so far?"
"2, and I hate it so much! It is just so gross! Blaghhh! I mean, sure they taste really fucking good, but who the hell would actually want to eat raw bugs?"
"If they all taste this good, I may come around to it."
"Ughhh, can we please switch topics? You know how much I hate bugs! Anyways, what's with the entourage Keira? Wait, don't tell me your thinking of..."
"Way ahead of you. This froggy bitch is super pregnant. Granted it isn't entirely like I wanted it at first, but now I do. Oh, and just so you know, I won't hold it against you if you find a nice male chameleon to knock you up too. Hell, we can still be fuck buddies or lesbian lovers who share our various mates with each other if you want. And so what if we are now part of different subspecies? You still look great to me, and I can see that your eyes keep checking me out as well."