“You’re telling me that these things can actually take you to other worlds?”
“Indeed, dear customer,” the witchy shopkeeper explained to her client, “This Hall of Mirrors is a recent installation to my emporium. For a flat admission fee of five measly dollars you can explore any one world of your choosing. Of course, the longer you stay in one of these mirror dimensions, the more your physical and mental form might distort and transform. I’d give it about an hour before they kick in, but until then you get to experience the sights and sounds of an alternative universe!”
“So, what all is there to explore?”
“Oh, I can’t tell you what all of them are,” the shopkeeper said, “because I only know a few of them for certain. Of course, of all of the ones I know for certain I can tell you a little bit about.
Idle One’s Mirror - A mirror dimension where everyone is pampered by robot servants and became lazy and idle. As a result, they fattened and inflated into immobile blobs and have two story houses built around them.
Gothic One’s Mirror - A Halloween-like mirror dimension where most everything is some flavor of goth. Expect black candles, summoning circles, and all manner of gloom and doom.
Beastly One’s Mirror - A mirror dimension populated by anthropomorphic animals of all kinds. A particular favorite among members of the furry subculture.
Horny One’s Mirror - The horniest mirror dimension wherein everyone is a sex obsessed slut.
Fantastic One’s Mirror - The stock fantasy mirror dimension where monsters and fantasy creatures live.
Starving One’s Mirror - An epicurean mirror dimension where food is in over abundance and everyone’s hungry all of the time. This lead to heightened obesity rates, but they’re all also superhumanly strong.
Heroic One’s Mirror - The mirror dimension where everything is either a superhero or a supervillain of some flavor or another.
Latex One’s Mirror - A mirror dimension where everything is made up of latex. The people are living inflatable toys who come in many shapes and sizes. You don’t die if you pop or deflate either.
“The rest, well I think I will leave up to you lovelies to discover for yourselves! Now then...