"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting the latest episode. "Today we'll be looking at some of the craziest things that have happened during the IAC."
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"To start off, we all know that there are people moving to Animalia's colonies for various reasons. Some are moving because they don't like how things are going or are resentful of the current government. However there are a few that arrive for different reasons. Such is the case for Mieni Atoll's newest, super-rich member and her family."
Miles then showed a picture of a 40+ year old woman and five girls of various ages, with the oldest looking around twenty and the youngest looking fourteen. What was the most surprising was that all of them were blonde and all had really large chests, with the smallest being D-cup. At that there were a lot of comments that were mainly expressing shock, as well as a few that were not considered appropriate for young children, mainly about how the mom (the largest of the group overall) was quite a "mature beauty".
"We still don't have a lot of information on them, but what is available is that the mother's name is Angelyne." said Miles. What immediately followed was an image of one of Angelyne's infamous billboards before Miles said, "No, not that Angelyne.", followed by the image seemingly collapsing into dust. "THIS Angelyne is actually quite the ace in the real estate business, but after the death of her husband, she decided to move her and her girls to Mieni Atoll to open a bed and breakfast on Mieni, which is best described as a cross between a small hotel and a private home. Fortunately there's already plans for another AFS on Mieni, so things will be going as planned."
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"Speaking of new colonies, Heracles and Megara were a little late to arriving on Heiya Island for the martial arts tournament because they were looking over the land that the Greco-Roman colony will be situated on." said Miles, bringing up the map where said colony would take place. "In a similar way to Heiya Island, an island was found that was large enough to sustain a good-sized colony of Animalians, but again it was a bit of a surprise to find historical references to it, but only find it recently."
He then followed with Google Maps showing that the island was roughly the same distance between Greece and Italy, and showed that there indeed enough room for a similarly-"themed" colony to Mieni.
"However, once you consider the history of the Mediterranean, it makes perfect sense that the island's location would be 'lost' in the collapse of the Roman Empire." said Miles, to which everyone in the comments agreed to.
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"Probably what's generating the most attention, apart from the pandemic and the Olympics, is Professor Nova's breaking up of a 'UFO Cult'." said Miles, including some links to news articles that covered it. "While Professor Nova might still be an Ancient Alien Conspiracy Theorist, she's sharp enough to cut through the lies of the cult leader." At that pun, Vlad collapsed facedown on the desk, again, while Dimitri crossed off yet another name on the list, again, while saying "Oh, brother.", again. "Fortunately, said cult leader is in a mental hospital after being evaluated, and Animalia has got 30+ new members who are looking over the list of species for conversion. What's probably the best result of this is that we won't end up with a 'suicide cult' on our hands." (The Big Lebowski: That's marvelous.)
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"To finish up this episode," said Miles, after a few clips of funny fails, some of which were well known and some of which were brand new, "We've successfully created the first pair of hermaphroditic Dinotopians." (Stewie: Say Whaaat?!?!) "While I can't say too much, I can say that Harper and Dakota, our herm Dakotaraptors are an official couple. I can also say that scientists at Dino City are working at isolating what is now called the 'Herm Dino' gene, without intruding too much on their lives."
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"And that's all the time we have for today." said Miles, finishing the episode. "Until next time, we'll be seeing ya."