Jacob woke up and Heard the sounds of boinging and abre tu pente from the sony erricson commercial, and tons of farting noises.
He walked to the window and saw that there was a stampede of bouncerbutt disease infected patients bouncing at super high lengths coming from the direction of atlanta up to peachtree city.
Just then every tv switched on to reveal something shocking. It showed fred blankenship of WSB channel 2 Action News as part of the bouncerbutts but however he maintained and retained masculinity features.
“What the heck?” Ashley said, “the bouncerbutt disease affected all of georgia?”
Fred spoke up “we are reporting live at what could be the *boing* start of a new *boing* pandemic. Its non lethal but its tooo, hehe
,bouncy. Its the bouncerbutt disease, as described by the cdc as a non lethal virus that can come into contact with areas that your rear end touched, particularily any surface that a bouncy ball or some other inflatable is made out of. The first variant was shown to affect females and trans woman, but however new cdc data shows that another variant has shown up thats infecting men, but unlike the girls, they retain manly traits, but still have a huge bouncy caboose.” DJ and ashley panicked, they were out on the space hopper and in close proximity of someone who HAD Bouncerbutt disease, and they even had dreams about it. As soon as he brushed up against the wall, it happened, the alpha and the original variants of the virus were inside of dj and ashley’s system.
Ontop of it was a massively long fart sound that didnt stop and it inflated dj and ashley’s butts to 120 centimeters.
“Oh, my,-“ ashley was having trouble keeping balance due to the fact her butt was as large as our kitt2000velps. Unfortunately dj couldnt hold on and gave in. Dj and ashley sat on their butts and in a fraction of a second sprung back into the air. *BOING!* “OOOOH YEAAAAAAAhhhh!!!” Dj shouted with manly ecstatic whoops and laughter as he started to remember his days of when He had his real life hoppity hop, and it came back to him Ashley wobbled as she bounced trying to grab dj’s hand so we could do a couples bounce and she soon gained control. No matter what surface they landed on, road, comcrete, grass or gravel, our bouncy butts made every surface feel like we were transported to the sky, dare he say, every surface was soft. Even cacti needles couldn’t get inside the bouncerbutts. With each passing moment, dj jumpsta and ashley soon found themselves going even HIGHER and HIGHER, and touching the clouds, with the miraculous ability to breathe at this high an altitude.
“UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEEEED BOUNCEEEEEE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!” Dj and ashley shouted. “This maybe a pandemic but unlike covid, I dont want it to go away!” Dj thought to himself.