As the girls did their bouncerbuttsecks they heard additional boings over theirs. This was strange as a bouncing motion of any kind only produces one boing per bounce. They brushed it aside but the doorbell rang. “NOT IT!” The 3 girls tried to say but jen was delayed last as she heard something the other girls didn’t. On the additional boing sound effects was a laugh that sounded…manly. “kyle and leonard, i mean NOT IT”
“Wait, theres no way that two males had gotten this disease that only females get”
Chiffon said.
“Plus i dont think theyd enjoy it as much as we do”
“You’d be surprised, haha!” Kyle said as jen opened the door.
“He’s right, we may have accidentally found a new mutation of this virus that attacks testosterone, giving men the ability to be a bouncer butt, and keeping us like real men” leonard said, holding a bouncerbutt modified microscope for the girls to see as they bounced.
“Our cdc should be sending in info via the emergency alert system now”
Just then, the phones of everyone buzzed to life with the *BOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOP* of the iphone emergency alert tone.
The text stated: WARNING, 2ND NEW VARIANT OF BOUNCERBUTT DISEASE DETECTED, THE ALPHA MALE VARIANT”
“Leonard just updated the database because he didnt know the transform or dare was the first variant of bouncerbutt syndrome” explained kyle.
“Well come on in then!” The girls said.
Kyle was so excited he bounced up to the chandelier in the house and started singing chandelier by sia
“I can bounce higher than you!” Leonard said and he bounced up to the high ceiling.
“I almost wish this was what the covid virus did.”
Kyle said.
“Agreed” the girls said holding hands with the boys.
But soon more testosterone inflicted bouncerbutts would show up. They were lucky the bouncerbutt dreamhouse was named the dreamhouse for a reason.
“Theres plenty of room in the bouncerbutt dreamhouse!”