Jason glanced at his phone and realized he was late to meet up with his friend Will. He wandered towards the movie theater and thought it would be funny to screw with Will for a bit.
Will looked slightly annoyed standing by the theater exit and shook his head. "Dude. Come on, you can't just leave me standing around for twenty minutes like that" he said, not even giving Jason a chance to say hello.
"Man, I'm sorry. I got distracted watching the yoga class," replied Jason. "Lot's of cuties in there."
"Fucking perv, you're going to leave me hanging to stare at asses? You're a shitty friend." The two began walking towards Jason's car in silence. Will was really angry about this. Jason brought up the app and generated a sentence about Will. It said "Your friend isn't hiding the fact that he's annoyed." Jason figured he could improve Will's disposition, and maybe he could play a prank at the same time. Smirking, he changed "annoyed" to "queer."
Will certainly looked different. His once brown hair was now bleached blond with pink streaks. He wore tight pink jeans and a midriff baring tshirt and carried a little purse. His physique slimmed down and became toned and tan. Jason knew will was a bit of a country boy with more traditional thoughts on gender expression, so it was quite funny to see the change. Unfortunately, it hadn't improved Will's mood any.
"Jason your just a shitty friend. You really are," Will stated with a huff, enunciating his words strangely. "If you weren't such a cutie I wouldn't spend any time with you at all. And don't think you're getting any of this tonight, babe" Will grabbed his crotch dramatically.
Wait, what? Had something happened when he made Will queer? Had it changed their relationship? Jason knew he wasn't gay, but as he glanced around the mall a troubling realization occurred to him. Men were looking pretty exciting, and women weren't.
Shit, Jason thought. I need to fix this. He generated a sentence. It read "You are sexually attracted to members of your same sex."
Without thinking things through Jason changed one word