Thankfully, you manage to recover after a few wince inducing rubs of your mistreated backside. Noticing that your airplane on the screen still hasn't died yet, you finally choose to ignore Jared and grab your blue joystick. The game has now become PvP!
Jared continues blasting away at the eyelashes on his side while you focus on the enemies on yours. Now, they seem to be pink high heels. They seemed to be a bit slower than previous enemies, but they shot a circle of lasers in all directions, forcing you to weave in all directions to avoid them.
"Ha! Eat that!" Jared crows as the prompt for choosing a face pops up on his side.
You want to mess with his choice again, but the harder enemies coming at you keep you too focused to do anything. Eventually, you manage to peak over to see Jared picking the Perky Caucasian Face. You roll your eyes. Jared is no doubt trying to create his usual redheaded bimbo that he makes in every character creation in every game he has ever played. Doesn't he ever try anything different?
A moment later, Jared lets out a soft sigh that seems to get higher and more delicate as his own features adjust. Soon, he has a cute face with big green eyes, tiny nose with light freckles, and pouty red lips. Turning to you, he grins, though it comes across as more of a cheerful smile. "8,000 points, baby. I'm coming for you," she giggles.
Baby? Is he making fun of you? Well, duh. This is Jared after all. With a tricky maneuver, you finish off the rest of the heel enemies and smirk back, fluttering your eyelashes for good measure. "Not so fast, sweetie. 9,000. Read 'em and weep."
As Jared's smile turns to a pout, another prompt appears. Select your Footwear.
Tapping your soft lips, you select...