Astounded but not stunned, Dan barges in!
But before he could get to the main room where everyone was playing, a card appeared in the Sue's 1st hand, and, as if possesed, Sue spoke aloud:
" You interrupted the game you little prick
Now feel what it's like to be th is woman's dick "
Regainning control of all her body functions, Sue re-reads the card as a tingling sensation could be felt in her groin area.
" Oh CRAP!" Was the last thing Sue said before Dan disappeared and she began sporting her very own masculine member!