"Just destroy the entire ship." Said the martian emperor from the monitor in the middle of the room. "We've gotten rid of alien invaders before and be will do it again."
"Is this really necessary?" Asked the the first officer Rara, "Can't we just try the diplomatic approach for once? We always end up blowing something up."
"Lisen, is always the same thing. Some kind from the other side of Orion wants to come to Earth because they are nothing more than space hippies obsessed with expand their hippines for all the cosmos. And we always have to clean the mess that they left behind. But this time, we will strike before they get a hold in this world. "
A second Martian approached the monitor wearing a full protective suit and a plasma rifle hanging from his neck.
"The laser cannon is ready, my lord. When you give the order, we will punch a hole through their hull letting our troops enter through it and occupy the entire place."
"Good," The emperor was pleased with the news. "hopefully this time we won't have to send the entire fleet to save their hairless ape asses. I mean, they were invaded by Letuce People. Letuce People! What kind of respectable race gets ocuppied by a bunch of emotionless beings with a hobby for gardening? "