John took a quick look around a way to find a way down the cliff safely, but remembered that this was toon town... This might hurt but, John jumped off the cliff and left a pretty John shaped crater at the bottom of the cliff. John groaned for a sec a bit scuffed up, but was physically sound enough to search for the coin.
John then guessed what general area the coin could be and started to search till he saw a gold gleam in the tall grass and grabbed the coin. However instead of seeing Carrie's face he saw what looked like a dress? The coin poofed and with it John's clothes also poofed into a frilly pink dress. John was thinkin "WTF" and then heard the Goblin giggling
"Think I'd make finding the coin that easy? I booby trapped the area!" The Goblin taunted "If you want your clothes back..." the coin flashed a coin with John's clothes on it and flung it in some random direction "Go get it, and it'll be an hour or you'll be stuck with that dress!" and then the damned Goblin vanished in the tall grass.
"Carrie is more important than just some nice clothes... Carrie is more important than just some nice clothes..." A few more minutes of searching and John found another glint in the grass. Whether or not it was a booby trapped John couldn't tell but he'd have to grab it to tell. The image of the coin... was a very round belly. A large puff of smoke later and John was looking down to see he was so fat he couldn't see his feet anymore.
A coin went sailing over John's head as the words "Half an hour left." came from somewhere in the grass.
John frantically went through the grass pulling as much as he could "I can just get in shape later... Carrie is more permanent!" Ten minutes later John found another coin which he pulled up to show the image of a vagina he thought? Under his dress a cloud of smoke fell to the ground. For the first time John was tempted to go searching for his dick which was sailing over his head, but he decided that maybe Carrie was a little bi and wouldn't mind the vagina... trying his best to not think about himself and the best friend he just lost. he had just twenty minutes left... He covered a large area but it's not like... After a bit of a search he saw a gold coin a bit imbedded into the dirt. This could be the one since it did fall from a decent ways off the cliff. He dug it up and saw some sort of hourglass with an arrow pointing upwards.
"It's supposed to be a down arrow!" yelled the Goblin realizing the issue of putting an arrow on a coin of all things and John got engulfed in yet another cloud of smoke as the Goblin threw a coin with an Hourglass and an up pointing arrow somewhere else. "Ten minutes!"
John was still down on his knees shifting through the grass unaware that a lot of his body was shrank down into that of a really fat kid. Frantic John kept searching through the grass, moving through thickets and rough areas just to see if the coin may have landed there. His hands and arms were covered in small cuts and scrapes along with his knees.
The goblin started the count down "Ten!... Nine!.... Eight!..." John wanted to slug that goblin, but he doubted he could even take the Goblin in a fight. "Seven!.... Six!... Five!...." Dangit... where's Carrie's coin!?! Where?!? "Four!... Three!... Two!..." John slipped as one of his hands hurt too much from searching and kneeling. As he looked up as he was flat down with his cut hands turned upwards and saw a Grinning Goblin. "One!..." and then the Goblin put a coin in John's hand. John took a look and saw Carrie's face. The Goblin grinned "Simple misdirection... I just threw a random coin off that cliff. I just wanted to see that look of terror on your face... That said will that lovely woman still love someone like you? You're clothes are about to be gone in ten minutes... and they are somewhere around here."
There was a large poof of smoke and John could hear a woman coughing a bit and asking "What the heck happened?" John got himself up and noted he only came up to Carrie's knees.
He still hugged them glad Carrie was safe and said "The Goblin turned you into a coin! I had to search for it, and the Goblin trapped other coins, and now I'm like this, but you are fine an-"
Carrie gave a pat on the head of this emotional 3-4 year old and said "That's ok... John?"
"Yes it's me. The Goblin made me like this and threw my body's coins somewhere else... can you help me find them?" Carrie leaned down to look John in the face and the kids face while childish was in fact the face of her John. She also noted how scuffed up John's body was along with how messed up the dress was.
"I'll try to help find them. Where'd they go?" Carrie asked
"...Just around... I was paying too much attention looking for you..." John cried. Carrie gave him a headpat, and started to take a look around for those coins John lost.