Now commands in the Army of Darkness were by appointment rather then by merit.Hence the demon,the vampiress and the dragoness had got to be OFFICERS because they had rich Uncles,Aunts or Parents who knew somebody with influence.
Prior to all this Doomvak had been Royal Speechmaker to Satan,the late Vampire had been a real estate speculator and fixer upper flipper of rundown
graveyards.
This division of the Army had marched to the Village because the Vampiress had wanted to size up the Village Graveyard as a flipper.
The dragoness had been a magic video journalist for HELTV and Connie Dragonsbreather had discovered that because Satan was a fan of her portrayals of HIM
she'd ended up drafted into the Army with a Commission and various kobbolds,skeletons and imps she was expected
to command.