"The magic shop, as you know by all the crazy stories people tell, sells a lot of products that have major effects on people's lives. Every day, at least a few dozen people come back to the store with complaints, questions or concerns. Usually, the customer can just return the item and we can reverse the magical effects. But sometimes the effects are permanent, or will take a long time to undo. In this case, we transport the customer to our Customer Service Island!" Says the director, extending her arms into the crisp open air.
"I have to admit, for a Customer Service facility... this island is very nice! It's huge and beautiful, full of mountains and forests... How on earth does the company have the money for this?" Asks Alex, the new employee.
"The company pays for this island with magic, not money." The director says, wagging her finger at Alex. "And transporting customers here is very cheap, thanks to our portal system."
"Your guys' portals are so high quality! I didn't feel any pain stepping through... my hair stood up a little and that's it." Alex says. Alex is from a family of magicians and needs this job for experience in the magic industry before applying to a top-level magic school.
"What will my duties be for this job? The person who interviewed me refused to give me any details..." Alex asks.
"You'll be doing anything and everything. Almost everyone here is a generalist; solving whatever problems the day presents. Now come with me. I'll lead you to my office, and show you many of our departments on the way." Says the director, taking Alex by the hand and going up a long flight of earthen stone steps.
"Over there is the anthro department." The director says, pointing to an enormous steel cage. The cage is filled, overflowing, with dense jungle-like foliage. "Things get pretty... wild in there."
They continue up the steps. They encounter a little flat grass area with fold-out chairs. The chairs are filled with women--most of these women appear irritated or uncomfortable. They are all watching a presentation by an older woman. This woman has a large white board with an illustration of the female reproductive anatomy.
"This here is a group of men who've recently been turned into women. They're getting a crash-course on their vaginas and ovaries, and getting prepared for when their time of the month comes."
Alex and the director reach the top of the steps. They pass by a tiny village. And by "tiny", I mean literally it's like a miniature model-sized town.
"This is what we call Mini-ville!" The director says. The town is buzzing with little tiny people scurrying all around. "This town is for people who've been shrunk to between 2 and 5 inches in height.
The two of them pass through Mini-ville and have to stop to allow a conga-line of goats pass in front of them. The goats are all carrying packages and boxes on their backs.
"There was an outbreak of permanent goat transformations last year. Luckily, its victims now have a great job: hauling supplies all around the island. We're still working on a cure to turn them back to humans, but until then we're taking advantage of this labor. Don't worry, they are very well treated!"
A shadow passes over Alex and the director. Alex is startled and looks up. The director is calm and already knows what it is.
"How are you doing today, Diana?" The director asks, casually looking up.
Floating about 12 feet off the ground is an enormous, rubbery ball with chunky limbs and a head. It is a young woman, perhaps still in high school or college, who has been inflated into a complete sphere. She now only weighs 35 pounds, and is being flown around the island by drones.
"I gained even more this morning, Mrs. Director... I'm having a hard time keeping motivated to lose the inflation when I just keep getting bigger." Diana wiggled her legs together in vain.
"Hey, don't you give up now! Cut it out with the complaining and get back to your regimen!" Says the director, raising her hand and tapping Diana on the foot.
"Yes ma'am!" Diana says, trying to salute (not getting even close) as she is flown away.
Alex watches her with perplexity.
"Why is Diana being flown around wearing a mini-skirt? Her undergarments are showing. From below it's impossible to NOT see her underwear..." Alex says.
"Diana was getting in trouble and kept stealing food. We decided to punish her by not letting her wear pants, and only allowing her to wear plain white panties. Now she's constantly shy and embarrassed, and it keeps her behavior in check." The director answers.
"Ah, I see. I did not know there was disciplinary action here..." Alex says, silently wondering if staff are also subject to punishments.
Alex and the director continue on their march over the small mountain. They pass by a mall.
"What is a mall doing all the way up here??" Alex asks.
"It's for the bimbos. A lot of people get turned into spray-tanned, big-breasted bimbos with high libido and low IQ. They're most comfortable in malls, so we practically let them live in there." The director answers.
The two of them pass by the body-swap therapy office. There's a sign that says "Always remember to not touch yourself in intimate places, not until you get permission from your co-body swapper!"
They then pass by a building for supporting those with supernatural hyper-sexuality. Constant screams and moans of pleasure are coming from inside. A door opens up and an employee steps outside. She is dressed like a janitor, and is carting a mop bucket out of the building. The bucket is completely filled with cum. She dumps it down into a drain and rinses it out.
"Whew..." She says, putting on a new pair of plastic gloves. "Well, time to fill this thing up again!" She says, puffing up her chest and going back inside.
Next, Alex sees a busy workshop of alchemists. They are taking chunks of plastic and chemicals, and transmuting them into diapers.
"This island...makes its own diapers?" Alex asks.
"Oh yes." The director answers. "We go through so many diapers here, we have no choice but to produce them ourselves."
Finally, at the very top of the mountain, they reach the director's office. They head into the building, then into the office room itself.
"Since this is your first day, I'm going to have you shadow me." The director explains, sitting down behind her desk. "Just follow me around today and you'll get a good idea of what this place is about. Now, turn your attention to this stack of papers on my desk. Each of these papers describes an issue, problem, question or update from some department of the facility. We're going to look at the page on the top of the stack, and we'll try to resolve whatever it is as quickly as possible. Alex, would you do the honors of reading it out for me?"
Alex picks up the paper on the top of the stack and reads it out...