“Transform!”
“Ooh, just in time,” Kyle grumbled, “No matter! I have it under good authority that I can still make this work. Your punishment game is about to begin, you dick. I’ve seen how you treat others below you, what with the hazing and the belittling and everything. You’re such an absolute dick, so how about we exacerbate that aspect of yourself?
“For your transformation, from the waist up your body will be the shaft, glans, and head of a penis. Your arms will vanish and you will no longer need to eat, drink, or breathe to survive. Even though you won’t have eyes or ears or a nose you’ll still make full use of their associated senses. Your shaft will be permanently erect and will splurt out pre and semen on command. If you try to talk, you’ll only make splooge and squirting noises come from your dick hole.
“Next, your boobs will migrate to your lap and fatten up until they look like a pair of testicles that would be proportional to your dick body. Your butt, hips, and thighs will fatten up to give your dick body a suitable platform to stand from, and your anus will inflate into a fat donut. Your vagina will become insanely stretchy to the point it can handle insertions as large as your dick body. Your clothes will transform to fit your body and will just kinda vanish and reappear as needed.
“Last, if you get your sticky white stuff on anyone, they’ll transform into dicks similar to you instantly! If their sticky white jizz gets on anyone, they’ll transform too, and so on. You’ll be able to communicate with other dicks telepathically, but only other dicks like you. If anyone sees you, they won’t question it or freak out unless they get transformed, and even then only for a little while. You’ll turn back to normal when I say ‘take backsies’ twice in a row without interruption.
“That’s all. Enjoy yourself out there, you dick!”