“N-neither?”
“Nope! Not an option!” Kyle cackled on the other end of the line, “You just wasted your time and now have to take both! Oh ho hoooo! We’re going to have so much fun you and I! As well as the rest of the Varsity Cheer Squad because this is a curse for the lot of you!”
“Gee, overreacting a bit much there, ginger pubes?” Jennifer groaned.
“S-Shut up!” Kyle snapped, “And listen up while you’re at it, bitch! For your transformation, first you will share a sort of hive connection with all of the members of the Varsity Cheerleaders, seeing as you are the captain of the squad. Second, anyone can command you to do something and your body will act by itself and do it for you. This will be everything from a command to sit down, to one to transform into a fat dog, to one to consider yourself a cum dumpster. It must be worded as a command or a request, and not a regular statement. Also, by anyone I do mean anyone, including yourself and your squad mates. Because you have a hive connection with your squad, any command that happens to you will apply to everyone else in the squad as well!”
“So… like if someone told me to answer a question,” Jennifer clarified, “my squad and I would all answer at the same time? Or if someone told me to shit out a literal bowling ball, me and everyone else would spontaneously shit out bowling balls at the same time?”
“Correctamundo,” Kyle confirmed, “Isn’t it awesome?! I get the pleasure of making the world squad of you bullies suffer and all I gotta do is curse one bitch! As for your dare, you get one twofold. First, you and the squad will be virtually inseparable, and even live together in the same house. Second, you will forget about having been cursed until I remind you. Now, I’m going to hang up and call you back in a minute to test it out and make sure it went off without a hitch. See you in a minute!” He then hung up on the cheer captain.
“Who was that on the phone, Jenny?” Susan, one of Jennifer’s squad mates and best friend asked her. Apparently the whole squad lived in the same sorority house, just like Kyle said, but they all thought they had always lived like that since joining the team.
“Probably just a wrong number,” Jennifer shrugged, having forgotten about the whole interaction, just as planned, “Let’s just get some breakfast. I’m starving!” Just then, her phone rang again. Absentmindedly she answered it, hearing Kyle’s voice once more.
“Okay, minute’s up,” the nerdy freshman said, “Jennifer Smith, I command you…”