Susan looked around the room and locked her eyes with the laughing mortal wizard that was kyle Perkins.
“Mr. Kuhnker, I can Explain!”
Susan Said.
“Please do, though I am highly unlikely to believe it.” Mr. Kuhnker said.
“So our town is situated in some sort of curse, called the transform or dare virus. Legend has it that a prophecy states that a certain Mortal had gone unstable when he stumbled across a cursed candle, reeking of masculine and feminine fetishes. That mortal, is Kyle Perkins.”
Everyone gasped.
“Hes the one who caused jennifer and Nurse Practioner Leonard to become Bouncerbutts” Eric Chimed in.
“I know it can’t be me” said Kyle, “I was affected by that transform or dare already!”
Eric, having enough of Kyle’s BS pulled out a tape recorder, loaded with sounds of Kyle’s Shenanigans regarding this town curse.
“Dang you eric, you traitor! Now that if I get in trouble the curses that I placed on the girls will be placed on me, rendering girls to bully me!”
Kyle muttered.
“Silence, perkins” said Mr. kuhnker
“You will go with susan again to Nurse Leonard, who has a psychologist making sure you don’t toy around with the towns curse for evil purposes.” The rest of the girls will meet up with leonard and the sports medicine doctor, to make sure their, um, undercarriages don’t suffer any more damage.”