... damn near everyone from the office, all out drinking together. You almost said hello. You almost got indignant about how damn near all your coworkers were out drinking together and whatever the occasion was they'd all snubbed you. You hadn't quite had enough relaxation drinks to be that stupid, but apparently you did end up staring long enough to draw their attention, and it was all down hill from there.
At first they didn't recognize you, but they still moved in. "Hey there!" "You new in town?" "What's your drink?" You tried to duck out and make for the door but they really were physically surrounding you, and eventually someone realized why you looked so familiar.
That's when they really started in. "Ya learn something new every day!" "So what's your drag name?" "Always the quiet ones..." They all started getting a bit hands-y, copping feels, and there was really no way to get out with your dignity, so you just did your best to explain what happened, bore all the jokes and gross comments, and accepted the consolation drinks as they were poured.
And that of course lead to something really stupid.