The nurse, of course, didn’t notice Jennifer initiate the game. She was busy writing something down on a clipboard and mumbling to herself about how to progress her pervy experiments. The moment that minute passed, Jennifer grinned as best she could with her augmented mouth and spoke a command of her own.
“Nurse Crenshaw,” Jennifer said, “since you didn’t answer me when I asked you Transform or Dare, you now get to take both. For your transformation, your butt and thighs will inflate to the size of a yoga ball, and they’ll be as jiggly as water balloons and as squishy as marshmallows. It’ll be sensitive to, and people will be compelled to fondle, grope, and hump it, and no one will treat it as unusual except you and the six of us.
“Next, I dare you to only use the pronoun ‘me’ when referring to yourself as well as constantly refer to yourself in reference to your fat butt. I also dare you to excuse us and command us to have permanent access to Transform or Dare. This concludes my turn.”
“This… this… this is outrageous!” Nurse Crenshaw spluttered, “You can’t do this to me fat ass! EEP!” The nurse clutched her mouth upon realizing what she just said.
“Well would you look at that,” Samantha put her hands on her hips, “Well now we know what gave us the curse. And what curse it was exactly Kyle used on our fair captain. Kinda wish she’d been smarter with her dare, but it is what it is.”
The nurse watched in vain as her hips, thighs, and buttocks inflated with jiggling fat until her yoga ball huge endowments shredded her scrubs to smitherines. She fumed at the cheerleaders, and Jennifer especially, for what they’d done.
“And me jiggly cheeks had so many more experiments to run,” she seethed, “Damn you, you tricky hussies!”
“Hey, you’re the one who gave us all of those pervy commands,” Susan argued.
“So now we’re Even Stevens,” Anne nodded.
“Well now me honky chonky donkey bahonkey has to excuse you from me office,” the nurse groaned, “so you’re excused, and you are required to have permanent rights to initiate Transform or Dare whenever you want. Me also command you to not get in trouble for public nudity and have a compartment between your fat bubble butts to keep your cell phones. The feeling of your phones vibrating in your butt compartments must be arousing.”
“Bitch just couldn’t help getting in that last laugh, huh?” Rachel sighed.
“Who cares! We’re free now!” Kimberly clapped, “And we’re exhibitionists now, but still!”
“Alright team,” Jennifer sighed, “Let’s just grab our phones and stuff our clothes in our backpacks. Then let’s leave and get on with our day.”
After the last cheerleader’s tail swept out the doorway, the nurse took a moment to reflect on what just happened. She received a text message from some mysterious person, and checked to see who it was.
“Did you have fun?”
It was Kyle Perkins. Nurse Crenshaw sighed and texted back.
“Yes, but they tricked me at the end. Me monster booty had no idea Jennifer remembered it was her turn.”
“What?! She… damn emo bitch Samantha…”
“Me fatty fat cheeks held up me end of the bargain. Now you hold up yours.”
“Okay! Fine! I’ll transfer that $100 to your PayPal. Pleasure doing business.”