"Welcome our lovely audience to-"
"-THE CAT GIRL TRANSFORMATION GAME SHOW!" The audience cheered.
"That's right!" Grinned the host, a tall man with slick back hair wearing a business suit, speaking into a grip microphone.
The TV cameras and microphones, and various stage hands were all cat girls who ranged from furry nudists to dressed up as maids, and a couple harem dancers thrown in, representing every known feline species on Earth. And every last one of them having once been human, much like the gold and velvet humanoid feline chairs that the audience were all comfortably sitting in (much to the pride and satisfaction of the chairs themselves).
The title of the game show flashed in neon colors as a hologram over the stage.
"The game show where our contestants play for the right to transform the other contestants until only one is standing! To remind everyone of the basic rules!
"First, this is a single elimination bracket contest. You lose, you lose your humanity and your personhood! And you'll love it (we legally guarantee it).
"Second, our contestants were square off one-on-on at a time in whatever challenge the two can agree to. Be it checkers, Marco Polo, arm wrestling, guess the musical, riddles, flintlocks at twenty-paces, whatever it is, our sponsors will happily provide. With the loser being turned into a brainwashed cat-girl maid of the winner's choice," the various brainwashed cat girl maids all cheered. "Or a brainwashed cat-girl statue, painting, or otherwise humanoid golden inanimate of the user's choice... " The various former human humanoid feline all object cheered mentally as well. "And I'll remind our contestant that it's illegal to melt down a golden statue of a former contestant.
"Third, regardless of sex, nationality, age, or religion, every contestant has agreed to take part of this contest of their own free will, and it is illegal for anyone to bow out once a challenge between players has started!
"Forth, the winner is the last one standing who receives all of the other contestants as their prize!
"And finally, please keep this entertaining for the families watching at home... and hopefully we'll beat out Dog Girl Transformation Mud Wrestling in rating this week..." Nobody even tried to challenge Dragon Girl Transformation Brutal Dungeon in terms of popularity. At least they were out doing Brainwashed Fox Girl Transformation Magic Show in rating right now.
"And now let's meet our contestants. Only one is leaving this studio human. So feel free to place your bets people!"