You know exactly why you love browsing this weird store tucked into a quiet corner of the mall. You know for sure that the random products they sell are all magical in some way. You don’t really buy things here most of the time, just whatever catches your eye. You remember buying a cock ring that made your junk huge a couple months ago, and that was pretty fun.
This time your eye was drawn to what looked like a bunch of skinny, purple energy drink cans. In green font they read “Kaiju Energy” and featured a Godzilla knock-off as a mascot. You were a huge fan of energy drinks so you decided to buy a case. You brought it up to the clerk, a curvaceous woman in a stereotypical witch hat, and asked how much for it.
“$20 a case,” she said, “though I must warn you that those drinks are for outdoor use only. Don’t say I didn’t warn you if you drink it indoors.”
Stepping outside with your purchase, you decided to crack one open and give it a taste. It had an overwhelming citrus flavor that was a weird combination of sweet and bitter. It’s probably an acquired taste.
Suddenly, it felt like your whole body was on fire as purple scales started tearing out of your skin. You felt yourself getting taller and taller as your muscles grew and shredded through your clothes. You could feel a powerful, reptilian tail extending from your spine and your legs turn digitigrade. Your toes exploded into three bright green claws as your form began to exceed four stories tall. Green spines ran along your purple back and tail, ending in a sparking green tip. The sales on your arms ended at your wrists and fingers, leaving your palms as regular flesh. Your chest and nipples were left as regular flesh too, although rippling with powerful muscles. The scales framed your face as your teeth became sharp and your eyes became electric green with slit pupils, and gigantic green bull horns extended from your skull.
You let loose a scream that sounded like the roar of a titanic monster. You stood toe to toe with skyscrapers, transformed into a towering lizard-human monster. You felt amazing! You felt strong! You felt like…
A Kaiju!