How many times have you woken up and felt like your undercarriage was different from yesterday?
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WOW what a sentence to start with. Okay, let’s reign this back in and let me introduce myself. My name is… uhh… was Jordan Jones. I was one of you, a normal human boy who went to high school. I’d just had my 16th birthday a little bit before my changes started happening. I was waking up for another typical day at school and hanging out with my gang when I realized that my crotch was… how do I put this delicately… feeling different? How many times have you woken up to discover a vagina hiding behind your ball sack?
I’ll tell you how I reacted that morning, yeah. I screamed! I mean wouldn’t you? I certainly screamed. The minute I did, my Mom came in and asked what was wrong and you know what I told her? I told her the obvious, I said “Mom, I grew a vagina.”
And my mother was silent for a moment. Then she asked me “What do you mean?”
“It means,” I repeated, “that I grew a vagina behind my nut sack!”
And then my Mom said, “Jordan, you’ve had a vagina behind your nut sack for years and you’re just now noticing?”
I heard her said that and honest to fuck I had a bit of a blue screen in my brain for a second. After I finally digest what my dear sweet mother just said to me I was all like “WHAT?”
Then she said, “Sweetie, we’ve been over this for a while about how you’re not like most other people. It even says on your birth ceremony that you’re a hermaphrodite.”
So then I realized something. I wake up and discovered that my taint has a vagina attached to it now. My Mom thinks I’ve been this way the whole time. Either I’ve been crazy for 16 years, or my stupid butt got nailed with a witch’s curse of something. So eventually I just decided to go along with things for the day. It was a normal day all things considered, pussy aside, and at least I still used both the men’s bathroom and locker room and didn’t get weird looks. I said nothing about it because it wasn’t that big of a deal at the moment.
Okay so that was the first day. The second day rolls along and I wake up to discover something else was different.