Quite literally. There’s a 6’ 5”, 210 lb hunk of a skunk anthro waiting outside the bathroom. He’s got his eyes on you and you have no clue why.
“Well well well, it’s nice to see a cutie in this kind of place. What brings you to our haven so early in the morning?” He smiled the whole time, giving you very weird vibes. You couldn’t tell how much he heard, saw, or smelled, but he was way too interested in you to be comfortable.
“Ah, nothing! I was just using the bathroom and leaving.” You can hear your heart thump, you hope your nervousness didn’t give you away.
“Of course, a completely sealed off location with no noticeable access point is the perfect place to relieve yourself. There’s no one to let you in and all the gates are locked. None of the animals recognize you and you are conveniently leaving before the zoo actually opens. Do I have your story correct.” His smile never faded the entire time, which is even more off-putting than before.
Busted, he knows everything. The only thing left to do now is come clean. You can’t outrun him, and considering he’s been watching you as you’ve left a biohazard in the bathroom, he’s immune to your stink. With a defeated sigh, you out your hands up. “Fine. You caught me. I was hiding in the stalls waiting until everyone was gone so I could have some fun before the zoo opened. I wasn’t gonna let the animals loose, I was just gonna look around and take a few pictures. Honest.” You wait to see if the story lands.
He leans in close to you and whispers in your ear with the most serious and deep tone possible, “likely story trespasser”. You shiver, part of it feeling him breathe in your ear, part of it nervous as to what he’s going to do to you.