You pick up your cellphone, and contact Janice to tell her that you arrived at her house, and see if her parents were home at all. "Janice, I'm here, and at your front door," You say. "Are your parents home?" "No, they went to Wyoming for the weekend," Janice explains. "Just stay there, hehe ya ha." Honk! "I'll drop the key to you from my window." HONK HONK!
You then hear Janice toss the key to the front door, from the window in her room, and you grab them. Once the key were in your hands, you place it in the hole unlocking the door to Janice's house. As you head inside, you rush upstairs to see what has happened to your girlfriend, and arrive at a door that has her name on it. You open the door to her bedroom, and find her wearing her black hoodie, but could only find the top of her as it was hidden by her own bed. "Janice?" You ask. "Why are you hiding in that hoodie?"
"Prepare to be surprised, he he ya ha." Janice reaches under her hood and touches her still unseen face. Honk!
"Ok, what's with that honking sound?" you ask. "And why are you giggling like that?"
"Because of this, he he ya ha." HONK! Janice unzips her hoodie and reveals her face.
You stare in shocked silence. Janice's face is milky white, with bright red lips stretching out in a wide silly grin. Her cheeks are pink, her eyes are outlined in dark black and she has long dark eyelashes. Her eyebrows are thin black arches and her hair is now a bushy neon red afro. with silver highlights. At the ver center of her face Janice's nose is a perfect sphere, shiny red and slightly bigger than a golf ball. Janice then takes the bed covers of her legs and you see her feet have stretched to at least a size sixteen and her toes are three times as wide.
Janice isn't wearing make-up. As if sensing your thoughts, she says, "It's the Freak-Tonic, he he ya ha." She squeezes her big red nose. HONK! "It turned me into a clown, he he ya ha."
HONK HONK!