The dice tumbled across the table for what seemed like an hour before finally coming to rest. A two and a three. Jan’s piece moved to a blue tile. Jan picked her card after a bit of hesitation.
“So far this game’s been good to you.”
“How unfortunate that you landed on blue.”
“Your thoughts of sex and cows make you want to get to humpin’
“So become a dumb country bumpkin.”
Jan’s eyes glazed over as her knowledge was rapidly fading away. In their place came new memories of living on a farm, raising animals, dropping out of school once her Pa fell ill and she had to run the farm all by herself.
Her memories quickly turned to more erotic ones as the thought of cows came to mind. She always loved the cows, milking them and feeding them. Jan began to drool on herself at as she fantasized about doing it with a cow and how her friend Alice was the lucky one for getting all the cow changes.
After another long silence Amy cleared her throat which caused Jan to snap back to reality.
“Oh sorry y’all I seemed to have spaced out” Jan spoke with a heavy southern accent. Her change had reduced her IQ in half and was now prone to zoning out. She handed the dice to Chris then went back to fantasizing about Alice.