Amy tossed his dice and rolled double sixes. But before his piece could move a card popped up. Amy wasn’t sure what this was about as this had never happened. He picked up his card but it was blank. Suddenly the game spoke to him in his head.
“Amy I like your thinking so I’m offering you a once in a lifetime deal and all you have to do is skip your turn for your fantasies to come true.”
“Let me play my game a bit longer and I promise I’ll give Chris a blue.”
Amy thought about it long and hard before eventually giving in to his desires.
“Okay you have a deal.”
Alice mooed with suspicion. She wanted to know why Amy didn’t take a turn. It’s not fair that she doesn’t have to take a turn.
Alice snatched the dice out of Amy’s hand. She threw the dice hard which clanked off the board. Her piece moved nine spaces before a card popped out. Jan’s attention snapped back to the game and grabbed Alice’s card. She tried to read it but because of her previous change it was obvious that she was now illiterate, so Amy read Alice’s card.
“You shill have a lot to learn about sportsmanship.”
“So let me give you a friendly tip.”
“That what I’m doing is no great puzzle.”
“So have a nice long muzzle.”
Alice mooed in defeat as her mouth and nose stretched out into a cow’ muzzle. Alice’s moos grew deeper and more animalistic as her tongue grew fat and filled her mouth. She crossed her arms in frustration when she felt a familiar sensation in her gut. She quickly rushed to the bathroom before her bowels emptied themselves on the bathroom floor. She mooed out a string of profanity as she got on her hands and knees to clean the bathroom floor.
“At this point we might as well throw some straw on the floor” Alice thought to herself as a fresh flood of tears erupted. “At least she was alone in her humiliation this time” she thought.