Picks up a stereotypical genie lamp that peaks her interest. She walk over to where you are and tries to get your attention.
“Hey bro, check out this magic lamp?”
You turn and look at the lamp, and your surprised at how cliche it looks. The shape, the texture, it literally looks like a golden oil lamp from Arabia. You turn to ask the cat person to see if they know anything, but they give you a shrug, only saying, “If you wanna buy it, I’ll price it for you up front, just don’t gas us out of here please.” You follow them up to the checkout counter, your sister following close behind, until she drops the lamp, causing a faint cloud of blue smoke to engulf the entire store. You reach back to grab your sister by the arm, but end up falling through a seemingly endless blue void, with the cat person falling behind you. You fall for a long time before you collide with the ground, causing you to black out.
You wake up to an area that reminds you of an acid trip, the sky is a cotton candy blue, the ground has red and yellow grass with green dirt, rainbow rocks, and trees that look like the leaves are weighing them down. You take a look at yourself and are surprised you are still a fat skunk, but now you are muscular and chubby wearing barbarians armor with a metal chest piece, armored skirt, utility belt with a knife and satchel on it, and a massive hammer in one hand. Looking around further and you see the cat person in tight pants that accentuate their ass, a puffy (pirate) shirt, gold necklace, a belt of ropes, a short sword, and a flute. You try to wake them, but they won’t even budge. You get the idea to lay a quick fart in their face as you squat over them. You pass some skunky wind across their nose as you watch them wretch for air. They look at you first, but slowly come to realize they are not in the magic shop anymore.
“Alright, you smelly oaf. Get us back home!”
You shrug and give them a rundown of exactly what happened. They take a minute to collect their thoughts before giving you a plan of attack.
“Basically, we’re trapped inside a dimensional lamp. Our goal is to get to your sister and break the spell holding us here. To do that, we have to get as much information as we can, find someone who knows magic, and get strong enough to fight off whoever is going to try and stop us. Seeing as your the meathead of the group, I doubt you know any magic, so your job is to tank hits and get better gear.”
So it looks like you have three goals
1) Find your sister
2) Find a mage
3) Break the dimensional spell
In order to do that, you lead the way down the trail and straight into…