The Misfortune Company™ was established in 2018.
The company had the sole purpose of punishment. Whoever created it was not of our realm, but under the Magical Declaration (signed in 2009) made it completely legal.
A customer would pay a sum of money to punish a certain person of their choosing. The cost of the punishment equated to who was being punished, what their punishment was, and how long their it would last.
The specifics said that no individual could be majorly (or permanently) harmed during their punishment. The reason for the punishment also factored into the price. If the person deserved their punishment (regulated by Hell’s own ‘Senior Afterlife-Point™ Manager’) the price would be lowered, but the price would be raised if their afterlife points did not reach minimum level.
The Misfortune Company was quickly factored into the court system. In some states, countries, or realms, a Misfortune Punishment™ could be applied to decrease an individuals sentence. The severity of the punishment would be fluctuated depending on their crime and/or their sentence.
In 2020, the company introduced a newer system, for a certain price, an individual could request a punishment for a consenting individual. Signing the Punishment Consent Form via a drop of blood.
Although, due to the way that magic currently works, individuals cannot punish themselves, it must be requested via Third-Party. Though a loophole presents itself; if a person wanted to punish themself, they could request a lawyer to sign the Punishment Forms. However, this does require an investigation into the willingness of the participant, and whether they are being forced to punish themself via an Anonymous source.
However, only three of these cases have been legally dealt with. It is theorised that these cases may link back to illegal Mortal-Magical Groups.
We thank you for your endless support of The Misfortune Company, and hope to continue our partnership with the Mortal Realm. Regarding kindly,
Misfortune Founder
R.
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