Alex felt like a fun way to change his gender would try to program the Gender Changing Device humanity (GCD) in a way that should make humanity unable to give birth. The instruction manuel said that this was impossible, so something would have to change in the planned gender in order to make it fit. Alex thought about it for a while, and decided to make everyone a man. Not just regular men, however, men with cocks bigger than any cock now. Cocks that are big enough for someone to blow themselves just by picking his up and sucking. Cocks large enough to poke a man's stomach out when he's not even balls deep yet. Cocks gigantic enough to make pants tight and useless.
After getting rid of vaginas, boobs, and children; setting the new average to 2 feet; and giving his 6 inches one last handjob; Alex pressed the big button and waited for his hypothesized interruption. Just as he thought, the screen came up and said
ERROR:
(1) New humanity unable to reproduce
(2) New humanity unable to feed newborns
(3) Newborns cannot exist
SOLUTIONS:
(1)
- A [VAGINA] fuses with the [ANUS] of the [MAN] gender. New name: [VANUS]
- [OVUM ORBS] will be around the Earth for any [MAN] to cum into. After an hour, a Newborn will fall out from under the [OVUM ORB]
- The smaller sex cell, [SPERM], of the [MAN] gender fuses with the mandatory parts of the larger sex cell, [OVUM]
+ If unplanned pregnancies are not wanted, then the [SPERM] and [OVUM] of one [MAN] can be changed to where similar DNA will not result in pregnancy
(2)
- The [MAN] gender's chest area, [PECS], is replaced with the removed gender's [WOMAN] chest area, [BREASTS]
- Water will contain the nutrients from the removed gender's [WOMAN] chest area, [BREASTS]
(3)
- Newborns are matured to the old reality's version (insert age here) before birth
× This will cause every current age to recede by the new birth age. E.g, if [18] is inserted, a 20 year-old will now be a 2 year-old. This will not cause any biological changes, but only changes in perception
- Newborns are transported to a realm that functions as the old reality's boarding school
"...Huh. This is rather extravagant," Alex said to no one but himself, "but this is what I wanted... I guess"
After some not-so careful consideration, Alex chose all of the latter options, along with the extra option at the end of (2)'s second solution. Docking sounded sexier than moved vaginas and "flying eggs", having boobs meant needing bras, and being called a 4 year-old would have sounded weird. With all these changes made, the GCD activated and shined an inescapable bright light.
When Alex woke up...