"I was going to meet Allison, my girlfriend. Boy is she in for a surprise..."
"Oh, you're gay?"
"No, not that... she knows I'm bi. I mean how big I've gotten. She's gonna love it."
"Does she like big girls?"
"Not really. She likes girls about the same size as she is, though. She's six one. She does like big guys, though. Do you want to tag along?"