I pulled my legs together and started after her. I got the hang of walking surprisingly quickly, and caught up to her. “Selina!”
“Yes?” she said, looking back at me as she continued through the village.
“This — this is crazy! Please, you have to change me back!”
She grinned. “No can do, boy-o,” she said. “But at least it’s a good look on you.”
“I can’t — how do I — I can’t live like this!” I said, flailing at her. “Please!”
She turned away, continuing walking. “Well, you’re going to have to,” she said. “There’s no undoing it. That’s the magic that made my entire species. You ought to feel lucky. Almost no-one has ever experienced it.”
“I don’t feel — I just want to be human again!” I cried.
“Well, that’s a shame,” she said. “But when you decide to get over that, let me know, and we’ll fuck.”
“*WHAT*!?”
She paused, and stopped walking. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, looking back at me. “You *humans* again. I can’t imagine why you’d still want to be one of them.”
“But — what — what did you — ”
“I said *fuck*,” she said. “You know, your penis, inside my vagina?”
I turned beet red. “I know what the word means,” I said, frowning.
“Right, then, when you manage to figure yourself out, let me know, and we’ll have a good fuck together. Might do you some good.”
“What — how can you — ”
She laughed, and turned to face me. “Centauresses only go into season for about two weeks in April. That’s the only time we centaurs have to be careful, not like you humans. The rest of the year, we just have sex whenever we like someone enough to do it. You really are kinda cute, now that you’re the right species, so if you want some of my pussy, feel free to call me, and I’ll give you a try. Toodles.”
And with that, she trotted off around a corner, and disappeared, leaving me standing in the middle of the centaur village as confused as it was possible to be.