You are slightly disturbed with how judgmental you are being about the size of their bulges. Specifically about how you were looking for who has the largest. It is completely unnecessary to do it, but you couldn't help but think "...what if?" But you shake the thought and refocus.
However before the first man even touches you, a metal spike impales his hand through the palm, forcing him to drop his knife. The spike then breaks open on the tip and closes up around his entire hand into a metal sphere as he is then pulled past you towards the main road.
The other 4 thieves take a step back in reaction to the arrival of 3 others. But the don't give up easily and launch another attack against you specifically. This time though, they have no intentions of raping you as they are going at you fully with aggressive attacks that you are forced to block.
Due to the narrow allyway, you are limited in your range of motion with your sword. Especially with the random protruding pipes here and there. You need a shorter weapon for sure to fight properly in this location. That is when you see the dropped switchblade and make a grab for it. But to your misfortune, your hand cannot grab it properly. It is if it is coated in grease and butter and any further attempt to hold it causes it to slip out almost instantly.
By now another thief has fallen to the ground due to a rock practically destroying his kneecap which had to have been thrown by Brenda. You have a bit more room to breath now with one less assailant. Thankfully this is enough to allow you to get off a good strike on one of the thieves and seriously wound him.
The last 2 thieves seem to change their mind, now that it is them who are outnumbered and try and run. Several arrows fly past you, one nearly hitting your arm. 4 miss completely, but one manages to land a solid hit on the one of their legs and drops him as it fully penetrates through the one thigh and into the other, binding their legs together which trips the thief.
The last thief, seemingly the best one of them rounds a corner as you chase after them. The second you turn the corner, you are grabbed and held with the knife pointed at your neck. The last thief plans on usuing you as a hostage. Your friends catch up, see your predicament, and stop. The thief then holds you tighter and in front of him, using you like a shielf.
"Leave or the slutty bitch dies!" He shouts. Your friends look at each other and back off a bit, doing as he says. They return back around the corner and wait. The thief then grins and presses the knife into your neck, attempting to kill you. But that doesn't happen.
Sure you are startled by the blade in your neck, but it doesn't really effect you too much. Uncomfortable for sure, and it hurts like a bitch. But it isn't like you are going to die or anything. Your body is more or less immortal unless completely destroyed afterall. So you just look up at your attempted murderer with a pain filled grin.
"What?" Says the man with a shocked expression. "How the fuck are you not dead?" He then notices the slimy ooze that is seeping from your neck wound. Not blood, but slime. "Ah! What the fuck are you?" He shouts as he backs away, leaving his knife in your neck, which you then take out. You walk him into a corner and grin.
"So, you try and kill me, without even knowing if you can? That's your mistake." You then motion with your fingers and your baby blue slime, which has been hiding on your back, jumps out and engulfs the man's head, drowning him. You don't kill him, just make him passout however.
"Instance Quest: Capture Inn Thieves Complete!
-Rewards: 10% of stolen value will be rewarded to you in the form of currency.
Titles aquired: Scantily Clad Thief Catcher, Hostage, Bulge Judger
-Due to your brave actions, additional rewards will be given.
-Skill: Arousing Aura (passive): Opponent of the opposite sex and those who are attracted to the same sex as the weilder will tend to lower their guard until any hostile action is used towards them."
You are not at all sure if you should be happy or furious with the rewards. It feels like the world is mocking you. But that 10% is actually quite a lot of money. Way more than you were expecting even. So you don't thunk about your new titles and just return to your friends while dragging the thief you caught behind you.