“Let’s set you down on your changing table, Jenny,” the fox nanny said, “and get you out of this stinky thing.” She laid the small human down on the changing table and undid the straps on her pampers. She lifted Jenny’s legs up and slid the diaper out from underneath, balling it up and dropping it into the bin. As the fox lady went about the motions of cleaning up the regressed girl’s bottom, Jenny suddenly wanted to ask questions about the world.
“Who are you?” She asked the fox nanny.
“Dearest, you know what my name is,” the fox chuckled, “My name is Kytra. I’ve been your nanny ever since you were born.”
“How old am I?” Jenny asked next.
“That would be something you’d have trouble remembering, huh?” Kytra supposed as she powdered the human’s bottom, “You’re 16 years old if I remember correctly, and I always do! I remember when you were almost 1 year old and just learned how to walk. I also remember when you turned 12 and your chest started to blossom. All those milestones and you’re still my little bundle of happiness!”
“How come I’sa baby still?” Jenny continued to ask.
“Oh dear, humans stay baby sized forever,” Kytra shook her head as she fastened Jenny’s new diaper, “Even when they turn 18 and get ready to mate they stay baby sized. Once you hit 3 years old you stop getting taller and stay this small and soft. Even when you start blossoming at age 12 when girls get boobs and boys get bigger peepees. Science is still not sure why it is humans stay so youthful forever.”
“How come I’s not potty trained?” Jenny kept asking questions as her fox nanny set her down.
“Humans can’t be potty trained,” Kytra explained, “you just don’t have the muscles for it like other creatures. Folks gave up trying generations ago. Science still doesn’t know why!”
Jenny let everything she’d just learned sink in. A world where every human being stopped aging once they hit three. Where nobody could get toilet trained no matter how much they tried. Where everyone was coddled and pampered by giant fluffy animals. What the heck kind of high was Kyle on when he came up with this?
“I done askin’ questions,” Jenny said, “Thank you Miss Kytra.”
“Oh, you’re welcome darling!” the fox smiled, “Let’s bring you to the playroom with the rest of your family, okay?”