Colin moaned in bliss as the windows of the van fogged up; they were in the Bargain Co parking lot about an hour before work actually started. Olivia and Wendy let out sexy little moans of their own as he stroked their hefty tits and kissed them. Tina was busy on her knees, delicately pumping her lips along his cock and swallowing every drop of cum.
“Mmmmmm thanks for driving me to work, baby....” Olivia panted as she crammed her tongue in his mouth.
“Anything for one of my ladies...” Colin panted.
“Ahhhh... Colin, there’s Chet!” Wendy said as their boss pulled up.
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Chet was an observant man, he prides himself on that. Every product was lined up neatly, not a spec out of place, his eye for details was keeping this store afloat.
He’d noticed... something changing with his staff. It started when his clumsiest worker Colin Greys suddenly began preforming well.... really well. Tina’s performance at her job was getting significantly better too, and her bust was- no that’s unprofessional. And then it started... it felt like his male workers were turning into women or something...
“Hey boss!” Four people called out.
“Oh? Ah, there’s my star employees! Colin, Wendy, Tina, annnnnd...” Chet paused.
“Olivia, she’s worked here for three years.” Wendy said, “Are you okay, Chet?”
“I’m fine.” Chet said, thinking ‘Why did the name Oscar pop into my head?’
He let his workers in and watched everyone get to their stations. The girls giggled and waved as Colin walked to the kitchen appliances. Another thing he’d noticed was how friendly the women in particular were to Colin. He wasn’t hideous, but nothing about Colin said “Casanova”, he was a pretty average looking guy.
No time to think about that now- the crew was starting to come in.
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Colin pulled out a pack of Pokémon cards from under the shelf and blew on it, coughing in a cloud of dust.
“Hey Ronnie, we could use a sweep over here!” Colin called, “Is this an OG pack from ‘96?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming.” A woman’s voice said.
Colin turned around and got confused; that was Ronnie’s uniform, but that chick wasn’t the Ronnie he knew. Her dark silky hair hung down in a ponytail, her hips nice and broad and wooooo that nice plump-
“Are you gonna stare at my ass or are you gonna get that crap on the shelf?” Ronnie scowled.
Colin blushed and starting slipping packs of trading cards onto the shelves as the curvy Latina swept up the heap of dirt.
“Sooooo.... ummmmm.... crazy this old thing slipped under the shelf huh?” Colin chuckled, “What do you say we sell this and go-“
Ronnie grabbed him by the shoulders “Listen here Greys, I’m not some cheap little bimbo like the rest of them, you can’t wave a wad of cash or a free ride to work in my face and get me to suck your dick.”
Colin got flustered and asked “W-What? No! I wasn’t-“
“I know what you do in that van every morning.” Ronnie scowled “I can smell it on you...”
“You’ve been smelling me?” Colin asked.
“Just stay away from me.” Ronnie scowled as she stormed away.
“What’s up with Ronnie?” Chet asked.
“I think she hates me.” Colin said.
“Oh thank God, I thought I was going insane!” Chet sighed.
“What?” Colin asked.
Chet cleared his throat and said “Nothing.”
The rest of the day was as normal as any other day....
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Colin and his coworkers walked through the door to the apartment, greeted by total darkness.
“Guys, are you there?” Tins asked.
Suddenly the lights went on and Lucy and Jamie jumped out screaming and waving bloody axes.
“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” The quadrio screamed.
“Gotcha!” Lucy laughed as she tossed the ketchup splattered toy in the trash.
“A little early for Halloween pranks, don’t you think?” Colin asked.
“It’s October 23rd.” Lucy corrected.
OH S#%*! Tomorrow was....