The sound of your TV awoke you from your sleep. At some point you must've fallen asleep while reading. Even weirder was that you couldn't remember turning on the TV, but you still decided to check it out.
It was the news covering the appearance of mysterious flying objects over every major city. They cut to a reporter at the scene, observing one of those UFOs with her crew. Those definitely weren't the cliche space shuttles you’ve seen in movies, they looked like female torsos with (comparatively) massive boobs and ass. They looked exactly like the ones in the book you had just read.
Suddenly the ship’s nipples began to glow and started to project a holographic image into the sky. After some static it showed what appeared to be a pink-haired sexdoll. One that could move. “Ahem, ahem, hello, earthlings, we're coming in peace.” And apparently also could talk. In a very squeaky voice, no less. “We’re the Sex Toys from Planet XXX. We’re carbon-based lifeforms and our society is focused on the achievement of ever higher pleasures.
“You’re certainly wondering why we're here. Well, as you might've guessed, as sex toys we can’t simply give and receive pleasure to each other, we need other, more organic creatures to do this. Our spaceships have scoured the galaxy to find the most compatible subjects for our society to bond with. And you, humans, offer the perfect blend of firmness, sexuality and malleability for us. On top of that, once we realized the crash course you put your own planet on, we just had to step in and help. You can't expect us to just stand aside and watch while a planet kills itself.
“So here's the deal, we're going to help you guys with your planet and fix your many, many, MANY problems and in return you humans are going to help us achieve pleasure. This can be done in many ways. Some of us might (potentially permanently) bond to your bodies, some others might change your bodies to better fit them. Heck, a couple of you might even end up being turned into fellow sex toys. Trust me, it's wonderful, you’ll never regret it.
“And that, I think, has been all. I wish for great cooperation between our species in the future. Have a nice day, ta ta!” As the doll finished the projection turned off. At the same time the spaceship’s ‘vagina’ opened up and an immeasurable amount of objects, or likely sex toys, began falling out towards earth. You were certain all the other ships surrounding this planet were doing the same.
The reporter, and more importantly the camera, kept watching in stunned silence as the first sex toys touched down. It was shown as ponyplay gear attached itself to an unsuspecting woman. No matter how much she struggled, it didn't budge an inch. A pair of breast pumps forced themselves on to another woman’s chest, her breast size increasing until they fit perfectly. Then a second pair of pumps touched her chest right below her breasts, only for a second pair of breasts to grow in. Then two more pumps settled on her back with the same results. After that a man was seen furiously trying to rub the big rubber bulge with a lock symbol on his crotch. A translucent latex hood and a gasmask, both connected to the same breathing bag, fixed themselves on the heads of two different females. A running woman was grabbed by a thin latex sheet, as it stuck skintight to her and evaporated her clothes. When her face got covered, it was forced into a large grin, while her hands were forced in a fixed position to fondle her own breasts and crotch.
The reporter turned back to the camera, shock still apparent on her face. Just when she tried to formulate some words, the cameraman shouted out a warning, but it was already too late. A giant onahole came down on her, sucking up her whole upper body. Muffled screams which quickly turned into moans could be heard. The onahole lifted itself from the reporter. The woman was clearly dazed and covered in lube that ate away her clothing fast. She only got to take one breath as the onahole came down again. This process repeated faster and faster. Again and again. Soon changes could be made out on the reporter's body. Her neck thickened, her arms disappeared, hair fell out, her whole body became more and more cylindrical. Only a face at the tip of a giant penis with legs was left of the reporter as she came, cum shooting out of her mouth into the onahole as she cried in bliss.
“What a cutie! You just have to join us!”
Before the camera man could fully turn around to film his assailant, the camera ended up falling to the ground. While cracked it still recorded and you could see a big, black horse dildo landing in front of it with a wet squelch. Suddenly it started crawling forward like a worm, before the whole program was disrupted by a test image.
You didn't need to check the other programs to guess they were probably showing the same, sex toys attacking humans across the whole world. Even through the closed window you could faintly make out both frantic screaming and blissful moaning. Just as you considered running away or holing up in here, there was a sudden knocking at your door. What could it be?