First thing's first, you need to get comfortable. And what better start than getting out of these sweaty rags.
You toss your jacket aside and lift your shirt over your head, fiddling around with the button and zipper of your pants and tugging them and your underwear down to your ankles leaping out of your socks. Immediate relief glows from your unabashed figure, caressing fingers trailing down the front of your chest and stomach before stretching out those sore limbs. Your hands rub up and down your shoulders and sides exploring the contours of your frame, indifferent to what anyone might critique about your current stature; you feel good being you at this moment.
And that pleasant feeling extends to below, reminded at how your earlier primal temptations caused a stir in your loins. You dart your eyes down your stomach taking a glance at the stiff erection standing in attention, the faint pulsation throbbing within your human pride beckoning an needy invitation to stroke and extend; build upon the arousal.
This would indeed be the best to relieve such a tempting inch, a good surge of erupting pleasure being what the doctor might order after dealing with such a long and hard day. Adding your bizarre primal fascinations to the mix may even make the moment twice as thrilling. Though perhaps you are getting ahead of yourself and should reconsider making a mess. Perhaps you have other projects to return to, or games to play or shows to watch; hangouts to prepare for or maybe turn in early and get a good rest for the next day.
What about that good book you were considering a moment ago, kinky to build upon the urges or normal enough to get lost in thought for a little while?