Jen doesn't answer. She froze under the pressure for just a moment too long and missed her 1 minute window. Kyle, now after laughing at Jen's inability to give an answer, picks his phone back up and begins her curse.
"Well, seeing as how you now get both, let's get started. For your transformation, at the base of your spine, you will grow out a 6 foot long dick. It will be the same girth as an average one too. Instead of getting hard and erect, it is able to be freely moved and posed. Additionally, two rows of small bumps will form near the head and will run down one side, with 12 bumps per each row. You won't have balls either."
"Wtf Kyle! Wha--" Shouted Jen, however she immediately closed her mouth the moment Kyle started speaking again.
"Quite Jen, let me finish first. Anyways, your nipples will push straight out and directly forwards for about 2 inches, and then the last half inch will become permanently angled downwards. The tips will open up, and the entire length of your nipples will hollow out. A push/pull valve will appear just behind your nipples too. Your breasts will then expand to double J cups, will also hollow out as well, but won't lose their shape, nor will they ever sag from their weight. The hollow cavities will then flood with your breast milk until full. Your body will always keep them as full as possible too, but without them ever being so full to the point that the pressure pushes out your nipples and open their valves. However, when a nipple is pulled and the valve is opened up, your milk will continually pour out of them until your nipple is pushed back in, thus closing the valve. The inside of your boobs will be a nice and cool 40 degrees Fahrenheit, though you will not actually feel the coldness."
Jen wanted to say something, but she couldn't do anything. She couldn't hang up either and just had to keep listening as her bus came and left without her.
"Now, your pussy is going to become a special area for you. Any liquid that is currently being piped into it, will be given a designated bump on your new cocktail. When that bump is pressed, you will immediatly begin cumming. However instead of cum or semen, instead that specific liquid will begin pouring out of your cock. And it will only stop once that bump is no longer being pressed down too. And while we are in the area, if your clitoris is being pushed, ice cubes will fall out of your now permanently gaping asshole. Now because I am feeling good today, I will add that because your holes have been repurposed, you no longer require food, air, and water to live. Instead, you now are only required to drink either 2 tablespoons of cum/semen, or 1 cup's worth of pee, daily. It will always be your choice in what you consume each day as well, and someone will always be willing to provide you with it, though you will need to use your oral skills to get the cum/semen. Oh, and these don't have to be from just a man. Women's fluids count, and fuck it, so does any animal's too. Your body will be immune to the weather, and cannot get sick or carry any illnesses. And anything that leaves your body will in a perfect condition to be consumed and never will be dirty, expired, or spoiled. Lastly, your body will strengthen in a way that doesn't show visibly, but will allow you to remain standing comfortably forever in even the most uncomfortable of shoes. OK, this is it for the transformations, for now at least. Before I get into your dare, do you have anything to comment?"
Jen felt herself able to speak again and immediately began cursing and shouting at Kyle. Calling him every name she could think of. He listened to her angry ranting for about 5 minutes before he suddenly cut her off, the curse silencing her immediately the moment he began to speak.
"Well Jen, that was interesting to listen to, albeit not very pleasant. But we can fix that. For your dare, you are to strip naked, put on your sluttiest, tallest pair of high heels, put them on, and walk down to the closest strip club. Your heels will not be able to be removed unless swapping them out when they break, or if you want to try a new style that has at least a 4 inch heel. Basically the rest of your life will be spent in some kind of high heeled footware. Once you arrive at the strip club, walk inside and head over to the bar area. Someone will bring you behind the bar and stick you into a newly cut hole, where from the waste up, you will be poking up through the center of the upper bar level. You will be facing away from the bartender as well. The bartender will then unplug the drink taps, and reroute them to all feed into your pussy, and will from then on, use your cocktail to make drinks with. You will also always be cheerful and quite often really flirty to anyone who either uses you or talks with you. Twice every day you will also be given a 30 minute break, where you can get your daily drink in, and will preform at least 1 dance, before returning back to the bar. And no one will have a problem with you being practically naked, or with using you. And just so we are clear, you can leave the club when it closes if you feel like it, but you will always be there when it opens back up. You are free to speak and use the curse however you wish too, as long as it isn't to undo this curse in any manner, even indirectly, though feel free to add to it I guess. Oh, and you also cannot use it to retaliate against me in any way as well. Enjoy having an open to close, paid job as a strip club's slutty, human drink tap!"