Alright... just running in front of a car at my current state is... technically not suicide. I also have no idea if I could target the cars, and I probably would've if I came up with an idea that would've worked. So instead I came up with a simple idea. I used to play with hot wheels a lot, and that gave me the idea to become giant and grab one like a toy. Turns out when you are just thinking "giant" and are unsure of the scale you can find yourself growing from human scale, to playing with cars like hot wheels scale, to walking miles with a single step scale. This was a mistake in several ways as now I was a naked giant thanks to my clothes not scaling up.
I was easily able to see the airport and could walk there in a few steps. This was not the scale for touching cars, but if it weren't for fate I'd probably have died as my body was trying to collapse in on itself, organs constantly failing but being held together by fate. Something something square cubed law was making my body not function at this size properly, but fate was keeping me alive and somewhat functioning. One minute of agony, and I had found myself shrunken down on top of an airport that had reformed as fate hadn't intended it to be crushed under my foot. Still shaken by what happened I accidentally fell off the roof and went splat near the front doors. That was how I did the hidden quests "Splat!", "Square Cubed", and "No Time to die!". Each of which was auto completed so all I would have to do was claim them. It was a decent amount of XP, but square cube offered a skill that would stop my body from not functioning properly just because physics said it should be impossible. I checked my body, and my clothes were at least fated to be on my body now so... I was actually dressed.
I lurched my way into the airport, but felt real sore and tired so I walked through security and went to a bar where...