Rachel felt the warmth of her long yet sturdy wand. She ran her fingers through Susan's hair grabbing it and then whispering in a soft yet erotic tone," HARRY POTTER IS MINE YOU DUMB BITCH!". Susan pushed her away and grinned, she knew how to get Rachel to bend to her will. "SANDWICHUS JAMUS", yelled Susan - as a flurry of sandwiches began flying into the Great Hall. Rachel became insane with hunger and started jumping to grab the flying sandwiches and rabidly bit one of the wings of a neatly arranged PBJ. Susan being an active Peta activist couldn't bear to see the revolting sight. Susan raised her woody wand (NO ANIMALS HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THIS WAND, ishan's vegan products ltd.) and said, " BUTTUS HURTUS" yet before the hex could get out, a dirty BLT sandwich dripped pork sauce all over her blonde head. Susan screamed and ran head first into rabid Rachel as all the sandwiches saw on, laughing uncontrollably. A nice cuban sandwich picked up their wands and hexed them, " SANDWICHUS REVERSUS" turning them into two juicy, crispy, mouth watering lettuce sandwiches. And that describes how the sandwich cult gained two new members.