One day in the future, as your looking through the internet, this ads plays with a cute anthro cat as the spokeswoman:
Welcome to the self-improvement clinic better know as better-u inc, where anyone can improve their selves with the wonders of avd. genetic and bioengineering.
We have the latest tech in the industry. Want something quick and to the point? We have a wide selection of mutagens both off and on brand, as well as some of the best-licensed mutalogists.
Afraid of needles? That's ok, are nanobot goo baths can do the trick just fine, feel your body change as millions of tiny robots massage your very cells to what shape you like.
And the best for last is our patented change tank. Submerged in our home-brewed oxygenated mutagens, flowing in pure super science-fueled bliss.
We are also looking for paid volunteers for new treatments and species formula with the 1st 50 volunteers to apply thought this ad will get a free t-shirt and Teflon bag with basic anthro care protects.
Better-U, helping everyone to become their best possible U