The following is a text log of Agent [REDACTED]’s camcorder recording, during G.E.T’s first encounter with Entity 650 (also known as the ‘Eddy Eggplant Show’). More information can be found in the parent document for E-650.
Per Agent [REDACTED]'s personal request, none of the human participants will be named.
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The footage starts. Subjects involved are Child 01 (a 9 year old girl), Child 02 (an 8 year old boy) and Agent [REDACTED]. The family are all seated on the living room’s couch.
Camera starts off moving rapidly, as it was in Child 01’s hands before being passed to Agent.
Agent: Ok, be careful with that….thanks.
Child 02: Daddy, it’s almost 5!
Agent: I know, I know.
After a commercial, the TV screen fades into a dark empty stage of a children’s set, decorated to look like a spacious, colorful and cartoony living room.
E-650 | Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. It’s tiiiiiime for the EDDY EGGPLANT SHOW!!
Agent: Holy shi….
Child 01: Whoa!!!
Child 02: It’s the show!
Agent (hushed): Shhh!
The camera zooms closer to the screen. On the TV, a logo appears with the text ‘Eddy Eggplant’ in pink letters, along with a cartoon illustration of the character.
The ‘front door’ to the imaginary house, located on the backwall of the set, opens. An actor in a large, felt eggplant costume walks in.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant : Hi there, friendo!
Canned sound effect of child cheering is heard. Eddy Eggplant starts dancing and skipping around the stage, with music playing.
E-650 | Female Singers (singing) : Come one and all, It’s Eddy Eggplant!!There’s so many things for us to do! Come around, it’s Eddy Eggplant! Let’s have fun, just me and you!!!
The ‘front door’ of the living room set opens again, revealing a smiling young Caucasian woman in a pink dress, and rosy cheeks.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Eddy!!!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Silly Sally!! Ready to have some fun?
E-650 | Silly Sally: You betcha!
Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally do a dance together.
E-650 | Female Singers (singing): Come around, it’s Eddy Eggplant! Let’s have fun…..just me and you!!
Child 01 and Child 02: Just me and you! Hahaha!!
Child 01 and Child 02 had sung along to the last verse. Agent’s reaction is unknown. The song ends, with Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally posing for the audience, accompanied by applause.
After his intro, Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally banters towards the camera, promising a ‘good time together’ to the audience. The show proceeds to a segment called ‘What’s the Weather Today?’, with a talking TV set named Tee Vee singing a song about that day’s weather (joined in by Eddy and Sally). The weather is clear skies, with no rain or thunder strikes. No anomalies detected during this segment, or any unusual activity from the human subjects.
After this, Silly Sally teaches the ‘Dance of the Day’ to the audience.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Now, before we head out on an exciting day in the woods…Sally, do you know what time it is?
E-650 | Silly Sally: You know I do, Eddy Eggy! It’s time for…
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant, Silly Sally, and unseen children: DANCE OF THE DAY!!!!!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Alright, everyone! Today, I’ve got a special dance to teach you all! But first we have to feel free! As free as we can be! So, before we start, you need to take off aaaall your clothes.
There’s a brief pause.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Ohdon’t worry! You’ll feel a LOT better once you’ve got your clothes off! I’ll show you!
Silly Sally snaps her fingers, and the screen flashes with a sparkling white. Strangely, the flash goes beyond the TV screen, and covers the entire footage for several frames. The TV quickly cuts to a full-body shot of Silly Sally, now completely naked.
E-650 | Silly Sally: See? Now, everybody stand up on your feet. That’s right, no need to be shy now!
We hear the rustling of bare feet and limbs. The view of the screen is obscured by Child 01 standing in front of the lens. We can see her bare back. No reaction is heard from Agent.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Now, the dance we’re going to learn today is called….the ‘Dancing Snake!’. Have you ever heard of a ‘snake charmer’? In the Middle East, ‘snake charmers’ would play music to make a snake dance around, without biting anyone! They play from this special flute, called a Pungi!
We hear a Pungi playing notes in rapid succession.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Wow! Where did you get that?
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Oh, I borrowed it from Gary from next door. Thanks Gary!!
E-650 | Unknown man (presumably Gary): Yooooooooure’ welcome!!!
We hear Child 02 giggle.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Aww, Gary…..well now, we can pretend to be charmed snakes too! And we can do it with this dance! Are you ready?....Ok!!
First….all you have to do is raise your hands in the air, and put them together. Like this!
A pause. We still have no view of the screen.
E-650 | Silly Sally: You got it? Now, with your hands still together, just move your hips around, in a circle. That’s right, like this!
Pause. Still no view of the screen, but we can see Child 01 moving her body side-to-side.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Great, you got it! Now, as you’re doing this, you can bend your upper body in all sorts of directions, even move your body like a wave. You can even bend your legs, and stick your butt up. Like this!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hoohoohoo!!
E-650 | Silly Sally: You can bend in any way you want! But make sure to keep your eyes looking forward, and your hands together on your head. And be careful not to go off balance!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: I think we need some music!
E-650 | Silly Sally: We sure do! Ready Eddy?
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Right on!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Here we GO!
The Pungi flute plays an exotic tune, and is accompanied by a shaker. The camera suddenly floats up, and smoothly moves in a dolly around the living room to the left. It rotates away from the TV, and facing Child 01, Child 02 and Agent. Child 01 and Child 02 are naked with no trace of their clothes, and are performing Silly Sally’s dance together. Both children are smiling and laughing, unaware of anything unusual as they bend their bodies around.
Agent can be seen on the couch, with eyes watching the TV. He is unreactive to the children’s behavior. Besides the blinking of his eyes, there is no other movement. His hands are still outstretched and open, as if he was still holding the camera.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Don’t you feel it? Nice….dancing…snakes….
Immediately, Child 01 and Child 02 begin rapidly morphing, with their hands melding into one, and merging with the backs of their heads. The gaps between their arms and heads are filled in with skin, while both children kneel down on their legs. Their privates vanish into their bodies, while their torsos become thinner. Black and sand-colored scales now appear all over their forms, as their entire bodies elongate, and their former legs becoming a snake tail. Throughout this, the children’s eyes are kept towards the TV, and they continue to bend around in a dance.
Eventually, the children have become giant hooded cobras, with their hoods being their former arms. Their heads remain human and scaleless, though their eyes are now yellow snake eyes with slitted pupils. They let out pleased hisses with their snake tongues, and we can see their fangs.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Yesssss….dancing…snakessssss….
The living room (and the Agent) fades to reveal some kind of Middle Eastern environment, with a mud-wall alleyway under a blue sky. Around the snake-children, there are ghostly silhouettes of women in belly-dancer outfits. They are performing a dance around the transformed children, who remain looking forward towards the TV. Their snake eyes are slightly droopy, as if they’re slowly falling asleep, or in a trance.
E-650 | Silly Sally: aaaaaaaand stop!!! Great job everyone! You all made such wonderful snakes!
Eddy Eggplant claps, and we hear more applause. The children immediately ‘fade’ back into human form, and the living room is quickly restored, with the Agent still on the couch. However, the children remain naked. The children laugh, and rub their cheeks together with affection.
Child 02 (bouncing up and down):Hahah! That was so cool!
Child 01: Yeah!!
They sit down on the living room carpet. The Camera moves towards the ground, and is grabbed by Child 01, who points the lens towards the TV screen without a word. From her position, the TV screen is almost looming down on the camera.
After the dance segment, Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally come out to the Garden outside of Eddy’s house. This is a different set with a painted blue backdrop and painted trees, and some large cutout trees near the back. There is an open ‘clearing’ in the center with false grass.
A storyline begins. Dingleberry Dan comes out (with slapstick) to inform the two characters that Wendy the Witch has lost a special plant potion. There is a scene of the characters talking with Wendy in her witch hut (another set), with a flashback showing her testing a special potion that creates plants, fruits and vegetables with each drop. While she was distracted, the potion vial disappeared, with Wendy finding only squirrel hairs in place.
The protagonists think this is the work of the Squirrel Squad, a group of mischevious squirrels who are often make trouble. But as they set off, there is a deep mischevious cackle from some nearby bushes, as a cloaked figure holds out the potion vial for the camera. Fade out, with dramatic cliffhanger music.
Following this is a standard commercial break, with no anomalous activity or transformation. Child 01 continues pointing the camera at the TV, with the children and Agent remaining silent.
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