You had always been a sucker for dogs....but you didn't have one. If this was an opposite store, maybe it was time to do something different and get yourself a dog once and for all.
You spotted several different breeds of dog, both male and female, and the store workers tending to them. Heading up to one of the workers, you asked them what the policy was for getting a dog.
"Well, if you mean return policy...most stores let you return items only inside a certain number of days....we only accept returns after thirty days."
"Why? Why is everything here free? How do you make any money?"
"That's not why the owner has this store, sir. But, would you be interested in going home with one of these dogs? All you need to do is sign the ownership papers, and you two can leave immediately. Or perhaps you want to look in another department."
"No, if I understand...I can always come back tomorrow if I want something else..."
"Perhaps, sir," the worker said. "Why don't you decide on which dog? I will need your ID to make up the paperwork...we can fill the dog's name in before you sign."
You nodded, handing him your ID. He reached into the drawer and began copying the information. You tried to decide which of the dogs would be your new pet.