"Here are your ownership papers...keep them in a safe place. And here is your ID. Thank you for shopping at Reverse World." You suddenly came to a realization....You hadn't signed papers taking ownership of the beagle. You'd signed papers giving the beagle ownership of you!!!
You tried to get up, but found that you needed to brace yourself against the counter to remain upright. So after a few moments you gave up, just in time for a leash to be attached to your collar. You struggled for a moment before stopping...
"He'll probably need some training," the worker told the beagle.
You glared at him, and opened your mouth to express your displeasure.