“Both!”
“You serious?” Kyle asked, his surprise apparent through the phone, “You really want to take both? Your funeral, Jennifer!”
“Just… whatever, y’know?” Jenny sighed, “Get this out of your system, okay? I have a lot of shit to take care of this morning and I don’t need any distractions.”
“Oh, I’m afraid you’re in for a world of distractions,” Kyle’s voice grinned evilly, “You want both? You get both! Let’s see…
“I transform your body from the neck down to be 4’9” and so fat you almost look like a ball. Your pussy will be like a fat peach, your clit and urethra will be replaced with an inch-long dick with a foreskin and marble sized balls, and instead of urine you pee semen. Also you’re lactating, you have a farting problem, and you have urinary incontinence. You can hold your shit, but you piss jizz uncontrollably.”
“Dude… disgusting,” Jennifer groaned.
“Next,” Kyle continued, “I dare you to be a magnet for humiliation. First, your body will randomly do something embarrassing, whether it be peeing, farting, saying something weird, tripping over your own feet, or whatever, whenever if feels like it. It could be anything at any time, especially at the worst possible time, so long as it’s embarrassing somehow.
“Second, even though you’re still the most popular girl in school, you’re infinitely easy to bully and humiliate. Everyone will enjoy seeing you embarrass yourself, and will enjoy pulling humiliating pranks and putting you in embarrassing situations. Even the teachers are in on it, and neither you nor them will get into much trouble, unless it’d be funny. No matter what happens though, your reputation as most popular girl, cheer captain, and hottest lay isn’t going to tank. Your friends are still your friends, too, but even they will enjoy bullying and humiliating you… in a good natured way.
“Third, you secretly really like being embarrassed and humiliated. Like, I want you to have a humiliation kink, and you try to hide it but it’s obvious to others that you enjoy the punishment. You will never catch on if anyone knows your secret unless you’re explicitly told.
“Last, I dare you to have permanent rights to initiate Transform or Dare. You know, as a treat!”
“And that’s all you wanted to do?” Jennifer asked.
“That’s all,” Kyle confirmed, “Hope to see you in class, Jenny!” He hung up right after that.