“You two in the back,” Daphne points towards you and your girlfriend. Your girlfriend had her hand up, but you didn’t, so you find this weird. Still, you didn’t want to disappoint your girlfriend, so you walk with her on stage.
“Wow, you two are such a cute couple. Say, young lady, how would you like to be my assistant for the remainder of the show?” Daphne asks your girlfriend.
“Absolutely, that would be lovely!” Your girlfriend shouted.
“Great! Here on out, you will be referred to as ‘Amazing Aubrey, the beautiful assistant to Dazzling Daphne.’”
“That’s not even her real name,” you think to yourself. Your girlfriend doesn’t care. She is just happy to be on stage.
“What about me?” You ask.
“Why of course, you will be helping out my lovely assistant, Aubrey, throughout the rest of the show tonight! Starting out with my first act…”