Looking out the window, Jeff saw his neighbour's SUV, and remarked the presence of four wheels on the ground: "If I couldn't balance myself on two wheels, and even moving on three is a slog, maybe four wheels will do the trick! That's it, but what else can I turn into more wheels?"
Then he saw the neighbour's cat: "Maybe I could turn my hands into wheels and crawl on all fours." However, as he continued flicking his cockwheel into quick spins with his fingers, he began to question whether it was worth losing the dexterity in his fingers, since it would also make it difficult to revert the changes made.
Jeff crawled back to his computer and hesitantly selected the option to turn his hands into wheels as well. The feeling of his fingers merging together were more apparent than that of his toes merging when his feet became wheels. Soon his fused fingers rendered his hands incapable of grasping the mouse or typing, as his hands then bloated into wheels in a feeling Jeff, by then, was completely used to. Once again, the wheels attached to his wrists are identical in form and function to the ones replacing his feet and cock, as he laid one against the table, zoomed it across until it fell off, then used the brake pads to stop it.
Everything was functioning as he expected, and he was ecstatic to try the wheels out. He tried to stand on his feet wheel, only to find himself falling forward again, only this time his wheeled hands caught his fall nicely. He was standing on all fours, his cockwheel in the air. Now he simply needed to crawl to his bed, but found even that very arduous, since he had to roll the wheels one by one. Frustrated, he raised his legs and kicked against the wall, only to find him sprung forward. Once his hind wheels laid on the floor, he found it exhilarating to move as quickly as his spinning wheels would allow him to; alas, the walls of the room meant that he had to apply the brakes just before his bed. As he carefully hoisted himself up onto the bed, a task he found quite difficult with wheeled hands, he pondered what the next step could be.