"Good boy, Good boy." murmured Jen, basking in the afterglow of her first female sexual experience. She stroked the hair of her partner, whose enthusiasm was not subject to the interference of the higher intellectual centers. She was having difficulty keeping him from going off to chase cars.
"Sorry." Jen stated. "I'm not looking for either a permanent boyfriend or a dog at the moment. So" she picked up her wand. "You go find your old owner and make lots of baby rabbits together." The man in her arms became a fine buck rabbit, and scampered off.
Jen rolled over to where her clothes were strewn on the grass, then thought again. It was a warm, pleasant day, and wearing clothes when it wasn't necessary seemed like a stupid, human thing to do.
Naked except for her wand and pointy fairy princess hat, Jen wandered back to Mrs. Kozlowski's.