"Ugh why do I have to go to high school," Spark moaned. Caleb glanced over at the tiny nude fairy as she slumped in the passenger seat. "Well I still have to get my diploma," he said. "And since we're bonded now that means you're coming with me."
Spark groaned, while happy that Caleb had taken the vow, she wasn't exactly thrilled to have to accompany him to school. Caleb could sense the fairies annoyance, digging into his coat jacket as he gave her a small wrapped gift. "Here I got this for you."
Spark now tore through the package, her eyes going wide as she beheld a brand new smartphone shrunk done to her size. "Figured you could just download a few games from the app store."
"Wow thanks," Spark said happily. "Definitely beats trying to talk with high school kids. Although I was practicing."
"Really?"
"Yep check this out," Spark stated, the fairy clearing her throat as she now attempted to imitate a high school girl.
"Like OMG Sarah is such a slut! And did you see Emma. Her ass has gotten SOOOOOO FAT!"
"Yeah stick with the cellphone," Caleb sighed.
Throughout the day Spark now rested in Calebs coat pocket, happily staring at her new phone. Thankfully it appeared Caleb had spared no expense, as the phone had wifi connection and plenty of memory space. As the two now made their way into science class, Spark now poked her head out of his pocket to ask a question.
"Whats your credit card number?"
"My what," Caleb hissed.
"Your credit card number," Spark whispered, trying not to draw any attention to herself. "Theres a limited time offer in Dungeon Raid. Brand new character that looks OP as hell. I can get her and level her up to platinum status for only $50."
"I don't have a credit card," Caleb whispered.
"Then can I use your debit card?"
"No," Caleb hissed. "I can't just throw around $50 like its nothing!"
"You suck!!!"
Caleb squirmed slightly at Sparks outburst, the fairy had been a little louder than she probably intended. As the teen now glanced towards the front of the classroom he could see Mary Elise give him a critical look. Caleb could only hope the young teacher didn't think he was deranged.
Thankfully Spark remained quiet the rest of class, as the bell sounded Caleb went to leave, only for Mary Elise to call him to her desk. Caleb now nervously approached, worried about what the young teacher wanted. "Yes Ms. McKinnon?"
"How have you been Caleb," Mary Elise asked. "I heard about your father. Is he doing alright?"
"Yes mame," Caleb answered. "Still in the hospital though. Hunting accident."
Mary Elise nodded, quickly looking around the classroom before closing her door. "I probably should have introduced myself earlier," she stated. "But I'm a friend of Glorias sister Katie."
"Oh," Caleb replied, surprised by this fact. "So does that mean..."
"That I'm a wizard," Mary Elise smirked. "Yeah it does. In fact my best friend Claudia has been the one who's been standing guard outside your fathers room the last few nights."
"Oh wow," Caleb stated in shock. "Thank you. I appreciate everything you've all done for my family."
"You're welcome," Mary Elise smiled. Caleb now breathed a sigh of relief, it appeared Ms. McKinnon was an ally in all of this.
"I am curious about who is with you?"
"Huh?"
"I know someone's with you Caleb," Mary Elise stated. Caleb paled slightly as the teacher now pointed to her temple. "Psychic," she said. "I can read minds. I can also tell that their was a mind in my classroom today that I hadn't sensed before. Not to mention I saw you looking at your jacket pocket. Now, care to introduce me?"
Caleb sighed, now motioning to Spark to join them. Mary Elises eyes went wide as a small nude green woman with gossamer wings flew from his pocket, landing on her desk.
"Um hiya Red hows it going?"
"Spark!"
"What!"
"Do you really need to give her a nickname? Its kinda rude."
"Hey I'm not being rude," Spark countered, the fairy narrowing her amber eyes. "If I wanted to be rude I would have nicknamed her Wheels or Legs or something."
Caleb blushed, pinching the bridge of his nose as Mary Elise stared at her. "Hi," Mary Elise said. "I'm Mary Elise. Are you a fairy?"
"Yep."
"Why is she naked?"
"Ugh this again," Spark groaned. Spark now placed her hands on her hips as she narrowed her eyes at the auburn haired teacher. "Look," she said. "I'm not ashamed of my body. Nudism is kind of a cultural thing. Besides clothes irritate my boobs. You know what I'm talking about with those sweater melons your sporting."
Mary Elise blushed, her hand instinctively now covering her well endowed breasts.
"Spark!"
"What!"
"Do you really need to point out my teachers breasts," Caleb exclaimed.
"What," Spark replied defensively. "Its not like the boys in this class haven't noticed." Mary Elise now glanced up at Caleb, the teen looking flummoxed as his teacher furrowed her brow.
"What I'm not looking at them," he stammered. "And why would you say sweater melons! I mean geez Spark you couldn't come up with a better term."
"The hell are you talking about Caleb," Spark exclaimed. "I thought that was perfectly okay. I mean I could of called them Bazongas or Lady Lumps."
"Please stop," Caleb moaned.
"Or Chesticles or...."
"SPARK!!!!!"
"...Missile Tits"
Mary Elise simply raised an eyebrow at the very blunt fairy that now stood on her desk. Glancing over at Caleb she could see the teen had buried his face in his hands. The boy flushing in embarassment so badly that his ears had turned crimson. "Sorry," he said meekly.
"Its um fine," Mary Elise stammered. "My umm friend is kinda blunt too." Mary now cleared her throat, keeping her arms folded across her chest as she gazed at the pair.
"Anyway," Mary Elise stated, trying to compose herself. "If you need any help with anything feel free to ask. And don't worry about what, um, was said. I won't hold it against you. Hope to be working with you soon, outside of school."
"Thanks," Caleb said weakly. "Um have a good day Ms. McKinnon."
"See ya Teach," Spark said happily as the fairy now flew back into Calebs pocket.
"You know Red seems kinda cool."
"If you say so," Caleb grumbled. "I can't believe you called her breasts missile tits!"
"What like you hadn't noticed?"
As the teenage hunter and fairy continued to argue, Mary Elise slumped back in her wheelchair, wondering if all fairies were as blunt as the one she had just met.